I recommend everyone watches this
September 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I recommend everyone watches this
Happy Juneteenth!!
Recommend people watch Hidden Figures!
Recommend people watch Hidden Figures!
June 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Happy Juneteenth!!
Recommend people watch Hidden Figures!
Recommend people watch Hidden Figures!
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
January 20, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I uh, un-recommend Best Bus
Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
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March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
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I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app.
At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda.
At worst, it’s spyware.
At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda.
At worst, it’s spyware.
September 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I’d highly recommend that nobody download this app.
At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda.
At worst, it’s spyware.
At best, it’s unfiltered propaganda.
At worst, it’s spyware.
We strongly urge you not to resign and recommend seeking legal counsel!
January 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
We strongly urge you not to resign and recommend seeking legal counsel!
Yes, she is. Highly recommend this interview.
Spanberger: If she’s willing to work against U.S. interests by legitimizing Kremlin propaganda, what kind of untold damage could she do as the Director of National Intelligence? Is she going to put Russian propaganda in the president’s daily brief?
November 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Yes, she is. Highly recommend this interview.
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
September 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
We highly recommend y’all crack open a copy of the U.S. Constitution before you break anymore laws…
February 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We highly recommend y’all crack open a copy of the U.S. Constitution before you break anymore laws…
Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
August 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Can't recommend the print edition of The Onion enough...
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Financial Advisors Recommend Throwing Away Unopened Bills https://theonion.com/financial-advisors-recommend-throwing-away-unopened-bills/
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom https://theonion.com/anxiety-experts-recommend-sneaking-off-to-do-drugs-in-bathroom/
Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees theonion.com/relatio...
May 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Relationship Experts Recommend Single Women Try Bathing In Open Stream Until Suitor Glimpses Them Through Trees theonion.com/relatio...
Finished Mina the Hollower! Very enjoyable game, highly recommend.
June 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Finished Mina the Hollower! Very enjoyable game, highly recommend.
Definitely recommend getting one ❤️🔥
September 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Definitely recommend getting one ❤️🔥
I was able to play this game years ago. I really liked it. I highly recommend it.
🔴 LOVE ETERNAL is OUT NOW 🔴
Wander a castle built of bitter memories in LOVE ETERNAL, a psychological horror platformer with devious trials and an unsettling, experimental narrative. Find a way out - or live in Shelter forever more.
Available on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, and Xbox.
Wander a castle built of bitter memories in LOVE ETERNAL, a psychological horror platformer with devious trials and an unsettling, experimental narrative. Find a way out - or live in Shelter forever more.
Available on PC, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation, and Xbox.
February 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I was able to play this game years ago. I really liked it. I highly recommend it.
The plot is good! I recommend!
March 23, 2026 at 10:23 AM
The plot is good! I recommend!
Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society theonion.com/allergi...
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Allergists Recommend Allergy Sufferers Retreat Underground To Form Pollen-Free, Cave-Dwelling Society theonion.com/allergi...
Poison Oak: 0/10, do not recommend!
July 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Poison Oak: 0/10, do not recommend!
"You have played for 2,621 hours. Would you recommend this game to other gamers?"
"No."
"No."
May 21, 2026 at 12:07 AM
"You have played for 2,621 hours. Would you recommend this game to other gamers?"
"No."
"No."
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same