Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/
November 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Some more cat alien stuff, featuring the ship's new recruit botanist, Vaela!
April 23, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Some more cat alien stuff, featuring the ship's new recruit botanist, Vaela!
Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Mahomes playing like he really was a Tuberville recruit
New Recruit
October 18, 2024 at 12:50 AM
New Recruit
Cute Anime Girl Page 369 - Recruit??
May 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Cute Anime Girl Page 369 - Recruit??
Struggling U.S. Military Requires Every Soldier To Recruit Additional 300 New Troops
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May 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Struggling U.S. Military Requires Every Soldier To Recruit Additional 300 New Troops
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Unlikely Recruit
November 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Unlikely Recruit
Tillis says Hegseth "makes Kristi Noem look like a 5 star recruit"
May 24, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Tillis says Hegseth "makes Kristi Noem look like a 5 star recruit"
Deltarune recruit hijinks
September 27, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Deltarune recruit hijinks
Come closer recruit
September 23, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Come closer recruit
and as we know, "viewpoint diversity" means, "you need to recruit, hire and reward white nationalists"
Jesus.
“In exchange, In exchange, Harvard would agree to take even more aggressive action than it already has to address issues such as antisemitism, race, and viewpoint diversity.
The White House has pushed Harvard to make new commitments to change its admissions and hiring practices..”
“In exchange, In exchange, Harvard would agree to take even more aggressive action than it already has to address issues such as antisemitism, race, and viewpoint diversity.
The White House has pushed Harvard to make new commitments to change its admissions and hiring practices..”
June 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
and as we know, "viewpoint diversity" means, "you need to recruit, hire and reward white nationalists"
Daddy’s new recruit - can he take it? @cjdelco.bsky.social
July 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Daddy’s new recruit - can he take it? @cjdelco.bsky.social
starting a new org to recruit centrist candidates called run from something
August 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
starting a new org to recruit centrist candidates called run from something
some people you can recruit, other people you have to simply defeat. politics makes more sense when you accept this
The "duped voter" narrative is a comforting myth. If only we had better messaging.
The reality is tens of millions of voters looked at a platform of mass deportation, ethnic cleansing, state violence, and the dismantling of civil rights, clearly understood it, and said, "Yes, that is what I want."
The reality is tens of millions of voters looked at a platform of mass deportation, ethnic cleansing, state violence, and the dismantling of civil rights, clearly understood it, and said, "Yes, that is what I want."
April 8, 2026 at 11:48 AM
some people you can recruit, other people you have to simply defeat. politics makes more sense when you accept this
October 20, 2024 at 11:04 PM
September 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Jennings: Having someone like Dean Cain out touting it—It's going to help them recruit.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Jennings: Having someone like Dean Cain out touting it—It's going to help them recruit.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
Lathan: It’s not 1995. No cares what Dean Cain thinks.
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
the new recruit
August 17, 2026 at 11:11 AM
the new recruit
how to recruit goblins!
January 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
how to recruit goblins!