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December 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition https://theonion.com/sports-illustrated-removes-distracting-models-from-swimsuit-edition/
May 14, 2026 at 3:10 PM
‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition https://theonion.com/sports-illustrated-removes-distracting-models-from-swimsuit-edition/
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Good Samaritan removes cactus bristles from a young hawk: #AGoodPlace
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September 21, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Good Samaritan removes cactus bristles from a young hawk: #AGoodPlace
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Milwaukee Removes Fonzie Statue Amid Reckoning With Greaser Past https://theonion.com/milwaukee-removes-fonzie-statue-amid-reckoning-with-greaser-past/
June 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Milwaukee Removes Fonzie Statue Amid Reckoning With Greaser Past https://theonion.com/milwaukee-removes-fonzie-statue-amid-reckoning-with-greaser-past/
Ancient Hyrulian magic that removes a tan
April 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Ancient Hyrulian magic that removes a tan
April 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Today I was introduced to the world of specialty stain removers and the odd pairings that share the same formula.
August 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Today I was introduced to the world of specialty stain removers and the odd pairings that share the same formula.
This is on all the Senators who turned a blind eye and voted to confirm. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/h...
Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts
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June 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is on all the Senators who turned a blind eye and voted to confirm. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/09/h...
Life goal: Write a book so important that the Naval Academy removes it from its library
April 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Life goal: Write a book so important that the Naval Academy removes it from its library
security guard: hold on. you have to empty out your pockets before moving through here.
jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard:
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard: you can stop.
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [remo
jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard:
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard: you can stop.
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [remo
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
security guard: hold on. you have to empty out your pockets before moving through here.
jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard:
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard: you can stop.
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [remo
jc denton: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard:
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
guard: you can stop.
jc: [removes a box of saltines]
jc: [remo
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
WASHINGTON—In the latest of a series of escalations in President Donald Trump’s highly publicized war on “woke,” the U.S. Department of Justice reportedly removed all mentions of justice from its webs...
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July 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website
NFL Removes “End Racism”
February 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
NFL Removes “End Racism”
‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition
May 26, 2026 at 5:01 PM
‘Sports Illustrated’ Removes Distracting Models From Swimsuit Edition
He just sucks so incredibly much
Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts
www.nytimes.com
June 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He just sucks so incredibly much
Andy Reid Removes Bald Cap for National Anthem
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February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Andy Reid Removes Bald Cap for National Anthem
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Royal Family Quietly Removes Prince Andrew’s Line Of Salad Dressings From U.K. Grocery Stores https://theonion.com/royal-family-quietly-removes-prince-andrews-line-of-salad-dressings-from-u-k-grocery-stores/
March 6, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Royal Family Quietly Removes Prince Andrew’s Line Of Salad Dressings From U.K. Grocery Stores https://theonion.com/royal-family-quietly-removes-prince-andrews-line-of-salad-dressings-from-u-k-grocery-stores/
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
COKE: is pepsi okay
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could
I have said this on multiple occasions, but it won’t be the Epstein list that removes him from power.
It will be the economic pain.
It will be the economic pain.
October 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have said this on multiple occasions, but it won’t be the Epstein list that removes him from power.
It will be the economic pain.
It will be the economic pain.
March 11, 2026 at 11:37 AM
the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm
January 17, 2024 at 2:11 PM
the punishment is a bit medieval but i appreciate the enthusiasm
goddamn here come the tears
September 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
goddamn here come the tears