As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
January 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
As long as we’re renaming places, I’m renaming ‘Texas’ as ‘Old Mexico.’
Can we start renaming his real estate now?
March 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can we start renaming his real estate now?
Since we’re renaming things…
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Since we’re renaming things…
trump can solve this by renaming "disapproval rating" to "approval rating"
Yes. here you go. Trump’s approval is significantly below where it was in 2018
September 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
trump can solve this by renaming "disapproval rating" to "approval rating"
Standing ovation for Rep. Beatty, who sued Trump over the renaming of the Kennedy Center, took him to court, and won!
June 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Standing ovation for Rep. Beatty, who sued Trump over the renaming of the Kennedy Center, took him to court, and won!
Google Maps is renaming The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America for American users?!
I’m renaming Google to FuckOff
I’m renaming Google to FuckOff
January 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Google Maps is renaming The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America for American users?!
I’m renaming Google to FuckOff
I’m renaming Google to FuckOff
He’s really into renaming stuff and deleting black people from military history.
March 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
He’s really into renaming stuff and deleting black people from military history.
Since we're renaming things. Sorry Colorado and New Mexico.
February 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Since we're renaming things. Sorry Colorado and New Mexico.
Twitter/X is renaming DMs to Xchat.
This is the best response:
This is the best response:
April 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Twitter/X is renaming DMs to Xchat.
This is the best response:
This is the best response:
Since you’re renaming stuff…
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Since you’re renaming stuff…
ICE renaming itself Precrime
Homan: "Most national security threats don't have a criminal history because they try to lay low until it's time to do things bad."
July 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
ICE renaming itself Precrime
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
Some nation is renaming things.
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Some nation is renaming things.
Maybe instead of renaming the “Department of Defense” the “Department of War” Pete should have more accurately called it the “Department of Expensive Humiliation”
June 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Maybe instead of renaming the “Department of Defense” the “Department of War” Pete should have more accurately called it the “Department of Expensive Humiliation”
I'm renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Jeff
January 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Jeff
Renaming the Kennedy Center after Trump feels like renaming a library after a guy who brags he doesn’t read. Incredible stuff.
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Renaming the Kennedy Center after Trump feels like renaming a library after a guy who brags he doesn’t read. Incredible stuff.
hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social -- bridge renaming favor to ask
Sonny Rollins, saxophone 'colossus' who honed his sound on a New York bridge, dies at 95 reut.rs/42Zyzwe
Sonny Rollins, saxophone 'colossus' who honed his sound on a New York bridge, dies at 95
Saxophonist Sonny Rollins, who spent more than two years practicing in solitude as a young man on a windswept New York bridge to reinvent his playing and become one of the giants of jazz, died at the age of 95 on Monday, his publicist said.
reut.rs
May 26, 2026 at 3:35 AM
hey @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social -- bridge renaming favor to ask
I’m running for president in 2028 on renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Free Healthcare.
February 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m running for president in 2028 on renaming the Gulf of America to the Gulf of Free Healthcare.
The guy whose full-time job is renaming and un-renaming the HBO Max app is thrilled by the merger news.
>> HBO Max and Paramount+ will merge into one streaming service, David Ellison told investors on a Monday morning call.
New from me and @ethanbeck2003.bsky.social:
www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
New from me and @ethanbeck2003.bsky.social:
www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
HBO Max and Paramount+ to merge into one streaming service
The combined streaming service will put “Yellowstone,” “Last Week Tonight With John Oliver” and “The Sopranos” on the same platform.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The guy whose full-time job is renaming and un-renaming the HBO Max app is thrilled by the merger news.
I'm renaming him President Dumbass
August 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I'm renaming him President Dumbass
Trump suggests renaming New Mexico to "New America"
September 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Trump suggests renaming New Mexico to "New America"
Republicans working hard every day to improve your lives. Like renaming airports after Trump.
May 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Republicans working hard every day to improve your lives. Like renaming airports after Trump.
Donald Trump loves renaming stuff.
September 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Donald Trump loves renaming stuff.
wokeness is coming back so fast they are renaming tomorrow "Black Monday"
April 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
wokeness is coming back so fast they are renaming tomorrow "Black Monday"