I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
July 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
Trump says he’s reopening Alcatraz for prisoners.
May 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump says he’s reopening Alcatraz for prisoners.
Trump’s priorities:
Bulldozing the White House ✅
Reopening the government ❌
Bulldozing the White House ✅
Reopening the government ❌
Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House to build President Trump’s long-desired ballroom — despite his pledge that construction of the $250 million addition wouldn’t “interfere” with the existing building. https://wapo.st/4hl7jyF
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Trump’s priorities:
Bulldozing the White House ✅
Reopening the government ❌
Bulldozing the White House ✅
Reopening the government ❌
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
August 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
now reopening SEGAWorld Trocadero is a policy I can get behind
July 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
now reopening SEGAWorld Trocadero is a policy I can get behind
Reopening these!!
January 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reopening these!!
NEW: Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten says his office is reopening the investigation into the 2024 gang rape of a student at a Cornell University fraternity
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District attorney reopens case of alleged Cornell University 'gang rape'
Prosecutors in central New York say they are reopening the case of alleged gang rape at a Cornell University fraternity.
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September 28, 2026 at 1:15 AM
NEW: Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten says his office is reopening the investigation into the 2024 gang rape of a student at a Cornell University fraternity
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Reopening Icon Commissions!
January 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reopening Icon Commissions!
So why don't we impeach and remove him but tell him he gets a grand reopening in, say, like, 20 years—a reopening like no one has ever seen and will make big strong men cry
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
So why don't we impeach and remove him but tell him he gets a grand reopening in, say, like, 20 years—a reopening like no one has ever seen and will make big strong men cry
Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist
December 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist
not reopening the government, got it
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
not reopening the government, got it
Reopening the Strait has emerged as the main objective of the war—an issue that was caused by the war.
March 24, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Reopening the Strait has emerged as the main objective of the war—an issue that was caused by the war.
Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
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May 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
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tfw your boy's reopening alcatraz
May 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
tfw your boy's reopening alcatraz
Just now this was announced “DA is reopening the case.”.
September 28, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Just now this was announced “DA is reopening the case.”.
At UN, 80 countries demand reopening of Hormuz, condemn Iran, Houthi attacks reut.rs/4d1gDqt
At UN, 80 countries demand reopening of Hormuz, condemn Iran, Houthi attacks
Some 80 countries demanded the urgent reopening of the Strait of Hormuz on Thursday and condemned Iran and its Houthi allies for attacks in the region and disruption to international trade and energy security.
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September 24, 2026 at 5:15 PM
At UN, 80 countries demand reopening of Hormuz, condemn Iran, Houthi attacks reut.rs/4d1gDqt
Reopening these ych chibi icons sometime this week! Pls look forward to it!🥹💕
October 28, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Reopening these ych chibi icons sometime this week! Pls look forward to it!🥹💕
Btw reopening these!!
April 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Btw reopening these!!
My statement on the reopening of Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My statement on the reopening of Delaney Hall ICE detention center
Democrats should demand the firing of Stephen Miller as a condition for reopening the government.
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Democrats should demand the firing of Stephen Miller as a condition for reopening the government.
Seems like reopening the strait is going about as well as the reflecting pool paint job
June 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Seems like reopening the strait is going about as well as the reflecting pool paint job
Reopening cool commissions for ~awesome~ people.
August 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reopening cool commissions for ~awesome~ people.
Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist. Borowitz
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Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist
The Archfiend complained he came "all the way to Notre Dame and there was no football game.”
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December 9, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Reopening of Notre-Dame Marred by Appearance of Antichrist. Borowitz
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Alcatraz reopening: Because who needs modern prisons when you have historic landmarks? #PrisonBreak #HistoryLesson
May 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Alcatraz reopening: Because who needs modern prisons when you have historic landmarks? #PrisonBreak #HistoryLesson