#Repórter
MacFarlane: As for the press secretary saying that I’m a veteran CBS reporter—I am not a veteran CBS reporter, I am a former CBS reporter—but I am a veteran reporter, and I’m here to break news.
March 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Fox reporter in Minneapolis.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
repórter da folha: opa tu viu o negócio do flavio fazendo suruba?

editor: OPA

repórter: bora publicar notícia?

editor: BORA

repórter: então tá bom

editor: ESCREVE AI QUE EU IREI DITAR

repórter: manda

editor: "PT

repórter: não mas peraí

editor: EU DISSE "PT
September 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
This kid runs circles around the reporter
May 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
We had the reporter on tonight; @maddow has the whistleblower
There’s just so much shady shit in this story, but this really sticks out. Folks in NLRB’s IT unit were so freaked out by what they saw DOGE doing that they wanted to notify the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency. Then this happened:
April 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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March 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is how he answers a reporter.
September 14, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
February 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: so we must murder on the high seas
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: the cock on that bunny
Reporter: [nods]
Trump: bigger than you think

Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
September 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.

Leavitt: Why was she killed?

Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably

Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Reporter: What’s next for you?

Kamala Harris: Thanksgiving dinner
November 30, 2024 at 1:20 AM

REPORTER: Will you commit to include California in any disaster aid package?

MIKE JOHNSON: We've not seen the formal disaster relief request from California yet

REPORTER: The formal request was sent to your office in February
July 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
REPORTER: When could the administration resume interviews for foreign students visa?

TRUMP: On what?

REPORTER: Foreign student visas

TRUMP: For the French?

REPORTER: All the foreign students

TRUMP: What are you referring-- foreign visas for what?
May 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
From a Fox reporter:
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Reporter: Congressman Kean, why did you trade stocks while you were missing votes for more than three months?

Kean: 🦗🦗

Reporter: No response, sir?

Kean: 🦗🦗
July 25, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Including the reporter.
October 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
CNN’s reporter on scene in Los Angeles: I’m being detained..
June 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
From our reporter in Berlin!
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Reporter: I was watching your face during the meeting.. what was going through your mind when the President talked about erasing the border..

Carney: I’m glad that you couldn’t tell what was going through my mind

Reporter: Oh I could
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reporter: Should Secretary Lutnick continue serving?

Reporter: Would you meet with survivors?

Melania Trump: *walks away*
April 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
REPORTER: What's the top concession you want out of Canada?

TRUMP: Friendship

REPORTER: That's not a concession
May 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
NYT Reporter 👇🏽
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow.

The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"

When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just some doodles of my ace reporter Maisie
May 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Reporter: Who do you blame for all this?

Traveler: Trump
March 23, 2026 at 8:46 PM