From Xitter. Freedom Caucus types could only get 17 signatures on a letter demanding that Speaker Mike codify the damage Musk did.
May 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
From Xitter. Freedom Caucus types could only get 17 signatures on a letter demanding that Speaker Mike codify the damage Musk did.
I don't think I have ever read a sentence funnier than "tickets are now commemorative".
Yeah. You should frame the ticket you bought for $500 on craigslist, to a thing that you were excluded from. Because it is the perfect summary of the grift that is MAGA.
Yeah. You should frame the ticket you bought for $500 on craigslist, to a thing that you were excluded from. Because it is the perfect summary of the grift that is MAGA.
January 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I don't think I have ever read a sentence funnier than "tickets are now commemorative".
Yeah. You should frame the ticket you bought for $500 on craigslist, to a thing that you were excluded from. Because it is the perfect summary of the grift that is MAGA.
Yeah. You should frame the ticket you bought for $500 on craigslist, to a thing that you were excluded from. Because it is the perfect summary of the grift that is MAGA.
Someone call the whaaaaaaaaambulance!
March 27, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Someone call the whaaaaaaaaambulance!
Republican members of congress are seeking validation from Elon Musk — including those who can’t even vote on the CR.
And note Jake Sherman’s quote tweet of Musk where he demands that Congress not pass any bills until Trump becomes President.
And note Jake Sherman’s quote tweet of Musk where he demands that Congress not pass any bills until Trump becomes President.
December 18, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Republican members of congress are seeking validation from Elon Musk — including those who can’t even vote on the CR.
And note Jake Sherman’s quote tweet of Musk where he demands that Congress not pass any bills until Trump becomes President.
And note Jake Sherman’s quote tweet of Musk where he demands that Congress not pass any bills until Trump becomes President.
The coward is
Rep. Keith Self R-Texas
1030 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone:202-225-4201
IG: repkeithself
Let him know how you feel
Rep. Keith Self R-Texas
1030 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone:202-225-4201
IG: repkeithself
Let him know how you feel
March 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The coward is
Rep. Keith Self R-Texas
1030 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone:202-225-4201
IG: repkeithself
Let him know how you feel
Rep. Keith Self R-Texas
1030 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone:202-225-4201
IG: repkeithself
Let him know how you feel
On “Inside Texas Politics”: the flood disaster, and the special session. Rep Mihaela @plesafortexas, @TroyKimmelWX and U.S. @RepKeithSelf, plus @JasonWheelerTV in for @JasonWhitely, and (pic) @AshleyG_KVUE Goudeau and @AyanMittra. 9am Ch 8 or WFAA+ or WFAA.com
July 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
On “Inside Texas Politics”: the flood disaster, and the special session. Rep Mihaela @plesafortexas, @TroyKimmelWX and U.S. @RepKeithSelf, plus @JasonWheelerTV in for @JasonWhitely, and (pic) @AshleyG_KVUE Goudeau and @AyanMittra. 9am Ch 8 or WFAA+ or WFAA.com
Why did Texas MAGA Mouthpiece @RepKeithSelf spend more time in #Albania meeting with his foreign interest donors than meeting with his actual TX-03 constituents during the most recent two-week Congressional recess?
#WhereIsGrandpaKeithSelf?
#WhereIsGrandpaKeithSelf?
June 8, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Why did Texas MAGA Mouthpiece @RepKeithSelf spend more time in #Albania meeting with his foreign interest donors than meeting with his actual TX-03 constituents during the most recent two-week Congressional recess?
#WhereIsGrandpaKeithSelf?
#WhereIsGrandpaKeithSelf?
Texas MAGA Mouthpiece @RepKeithSelf, who never seemed that concerned about COVID19 virus sheddings in wastewater (showing rising infections in #TX03), now appears to be focused abortion pill residue contaminating public water sources.
Follow the "science", Keith!
Laughable.
Follow the "science", Keith!
Laughable.
October 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Texas MAGA Mouthpiece @RepKeithSelf, who never seemed that concerned about COVID19 virus sheddings in wastewater (showing rising infections in #TX03), now appears to be focused abortion pill residue contaminating public water sources.
Follow the "science", Keith!
Laughable.
Follow the "science", Keith!
Laughable.
This is who you're quoting #RepKeithSelf. You are a disgusting example of humanity.
‘On the evening of 1 May, Goebbels arranged for an SS dentist, Helmut Kunz, to inject his six children with morphine so that when they were unconscious, an ampule of a cyanide compound could be then crushed in each of their mouths.’
His penultimate act of cowardice was murdering his 6 children.
His penultimate act of cowardice was murdering his 6 children.
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This is who you're quoting #RepKeithSelf. You are a disgusting example of humanity.
Texas MAGA Mouthpiece @RepKeithSelf, the former county court administrative judge who repeatedly campaigned on the drug crisis and fentanyl trafficking through North Texas #TX03, is STRANGELY QUIET on Trump pardoning a convicted international drug terrorist!
November 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Texas MAGA Mouthpiece @RepKeithSelf, the former county court administrative judge who repeatedly campaigned on the drug crisis and fentanyl trafficking through North Texas #TX03, is STRANGELY QUIET on Trump pardoning a convicted international drug terrorist!
Meet 2 more #GOPTraitors
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
March 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Meet 2 more #GOPTraitors
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
KEITH SELF KILLED $8.05B TX JOBS!
Since Texas MAGA Mouthpiece Grandpa @RepKeithSelf cast THE deciding vote to pass the OBBB, 33 renewable energy infrastructure projects across Texas have been cancelled — totaling $8.05B in lost investment and jobs!
SOURCE: www.bluegreenalliance.org/resources/ba...
Since Texas MAGA Mouthpiece Grandpa @RepKeithSelf cast THE deciding vote to pass the OBBB, 33 renewable energy infrastructure projects across Texas have been cancelled — totaling $8.05B in lost investment and jobs!
SOURCE: www.bluegreenalliance.org/resources/ba...
July 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
KEITH SELF KILLED $8.05B TX JOBS!
Since Texas MAGA Mouthpiece Grandpa @RepKeithSelf cast THE deciding vote to pass the OBBB, 33 renewable energy infrastructure projects across Texas have been cancelled — totaling $8.05B in lost investment and jobs!
SOURCE: www.bluegreenalliance.org/resources/ba...
Since Texas MAGA Mouthpiece Grandpa @RepKeithSelf cast THE deciding vote to pass the OBBB, 33 renewable energy infrastructure projects across Texas have been cancelled — totaling $8.05B in lost investment and jobs!
SOURCE: www.bluegreenalliance.org/resources/ba...
Now some GOOD news:
Collin/Hunt counties Texas voters apparently have a 7.1% approval rating of Congressman @RepKeithSelf!
This does not bode well for @SelfForCongress' re-election campaign.
Maybe that's why the #TxLege is desperate to redraw #TX03?
resist.bot/explore/pers...
Collin/Hunt counties Texas voters apparently have a 7.1% approval rating of Congressman @RepKeithSelf!
This does not bode well for @SelfForCongress' re-election campaign.
Maybe that's why the #TxLege is desperate to redraw #TX03?
resist.bot/explore/pers...
August 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Now some GOOD news:
Collin/Hunt counties Texas voters apparently have a 7.1% approval rating of Congressman @RepKeithSelf!
This does not bode well for @SelfForCongress' re-election campaign.
Maybe that's why the #TxLege is desperate to redraw #TX03?
resist.bot/explore/pers...
Collin/Hunt counties Texas voters apparently have a 7.1% approval rating of Congressman @RepKeithSelf!
This does not bode well for @SelfForCongress' re-election campaign.
Maybe that's why the #TxLege is desperate to redraw #TX03?
resist.bot/explore/pers...
How are you going to vote on the moral issue of pedophilia, #RepKeithSelf? #Tx03. Your constituents are watching.
Texas MAGA Mouthpiece Rep Keith Self #TX03 is among the most hypocritical “Christians” in Congress — and a coward of the highest degree.
He’s a good “soldier”, though. He says and does WHATEVER he’s told be his “leadership”.
Because he’s AFRAID of losing Trump’s enforcement.
Disgusting.
He’s a good “soldier”, though. He says and does WHATEVER he’s told be his “leadership”.
Because he’s AFRAID of losing Trump’s enforcement.
Disgusting.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
How are you going to vote on the moral issue of pedophilia, #RepKeithSelf? #Tx03. Your constituents are watching.
Please keep tying your boat to this sinking ship, @RepKeithSelf #TX03.
Trump approval rating at 80-year low:
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump approval rating at 80-year low:
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
April 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Please keep tying your boat to this sinking ship, @RepKeithSelf #TX03.
Trump approval rating at 80-year low:
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump approval rating at 80-year low:
abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
RepKeithSelf
Joseph Goebbels was a top Nazi official whose hate-filled propaganda paved the way for the slaughter of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust.
Unfortunately, this isn’t even the first time @RepKeithSelf has quoted Goebbels. It's shameful and needs to stop
www.huffpost.com/entry/keith-...
Joseph Goebbels was a top Nazi official whose hate-filled propaganda paved the way for the slaughter of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust.
Unfortunately, this isn’t even the first time @RepKeithSelf has quoted Goebbels. It's shameful and needs to stop
www.huffpost.com/entry/keith-...
GOP Rep Somehow Thinks Quoting Infamous Nazi At Hearing Is A Good Idea
Keith Self referenced a statement of Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels during a Congressional hearing on an alleged "censorship industrial complex."
www.huffpost.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
RepKeithSelf
Joseph Goebbels was a top Nazi official whose hate-filled propaganda paved the way for the slaughter of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust.
Unfortunately, this isn’t even the first time @RepKeithSelf has quoted Goebbels. It's shameful and needs to stop
www.huffpost.com/entry/keith-...
Joseph Goebbels was a top Nazi official whose hate-filled propaganda paved the way for the slaughter of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust.
Unfortunately, this isn’t even the first time @RepKeithSelf has quoted Goebbels. It's shameful and needs to stop
www.huffpost.com/entry/keith-...
x.com/repkeithself.... Want to buy a truck? DENIED.
Want to buy a gun? DENIED.
Want to protest the government? ACCOUNT FROZEN.
This is the future under a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)—total government control over your money, your spending, and your life.
Want to buy a gun? DENIED.
Want to protest the government? ACCOUNT FROZEN.
This is the future under a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)—total government control over your money, your spending, and your life.
x.com
May 20, 2026 at 10:33 PM
x.com/repkeithself.... Want to buy a truck? DENIED.
Want to buy a gun? DENIED.
Want to protest the government? ACCOUNT FROZEN.
This is the future under a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)—total government control over your money, your spending, and your life.
Want to buy a gun? DENIED.
Want to protest the government? ACCOUNT FROZEN.
This is the future under a Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)—total government control over your money, your spending, and your life.
Less than two months ago, Rep. Keith Self took a poll of his constituents and reported that 84% of them believed the federal government should be more transparent regarding the Epstein files.
What's stopping you from giving it to them, Rep. Self?
TX-03, call him.
What's stopping you from giving it to them, Rep. Self?
TX-03, call him.
September 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Less than two months ago, Rep. Keith Self took a poll of his constituents and reported that 84% of them believed the federal government should be more transparent regarding the Epstein files.
What's stopping you from giving it to them, Rep. Self?
TX-03, call him.
What's stopping you from giving it to them, Rep. Self?
TX-03, call him.
Every month we get another astroturfed moral panic from the right where nobody has any idea what they're going on about
February 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Every month we get another astroturfed moral panic from the right where nobody has any idea what they're going on about
As millionaire Congressman @RepKeithSelf tries to change subjects today, #TX03 Texas voters who own modular homes should know KEITH SELF voted “YES” on HR 5284 to make your prefab house LESS energy efficient (which will cause YOU to pay MORE for energy/fuel to heat/cool your home)!
August 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
As millionaire Congressman @RepKeithSelf tries to change subjects today, #TX03 Texas voters who own modular homes should know KEITH SELF voted “YES” on HR 5284 to make your prefab house LESS energy efficient (which will cause YOU to pay MORE for energy/fuel to heat/cool your home)!
Meet 2 more #GOPTraitors
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
March 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Meet 2 more #GOPTraitors
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
1-Bully & Liar Derrick Van Orden (MAGA-WI) @repderrickvanorden.bsky.social
Tries to be a bully-falls flat on his lying face
Guess he thinks the First Amendment no longer applies
2-MAGA Moron @RepKeithSelf (MAGA-TX) who runs away after bring BOO'ed
Now in hiding
Fort Worth’s @AbbyLIv817 Livingston of @PuckNews joins the panel to talk about @RepKeithSelf, @MarcVeasey @RepVeasey and DC matters, also Rep @JaredLPatterson and @joanhuffman on “Inside Texas Politics” w/@JasonWhitely 9am WFAA or anytime at WFAA+
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fort Worth’s @AbbyLIv817 Livingston of @PuckNews joins the panel to talk about @RepKeithSelf, @MarcVeasey @RepVeasey and DC matters, also Rep @JaredLPatterson and @joanhuffman on “Inside Texas Politics” w/@JasonWhitely 9am WFAA or anytime at WFAA+