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#Satire #ScienceNews #FinancialRisks #PovertyProblems #ReplicateThis By: TheJestPress.com **New Study Finds People Raised in Poverty Just as Terrible at Roulette as Everyone Else** Remember that old psychology study claiming childhood poverty turned you into a financial daredevil, bravely betting your life savings on avocado NFTs and gas station scratch-offs? Yeah, about that... New research says, “Hold your horses and your crypto wallet.” Apparently, growing up with moldy bread sandwiches doesn’t make you more likely to YOLO your paycheck in Vegas—at least, not more than the average person who thinks “early retirement” means dipping into your lunch money.