I’m sorry. Marriage vows don’t require this.
June 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’m sorry. Marriage vows don’t require this.
New Abortion Bill Would Require Fetal Consent
New Abortion Bill Would Require Fetal Consent
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December 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
New Abortion Bill Would Require Fetal Consent
ancient problems require ancient solutions
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
ancient problems require ancient solutions
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
May 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
"Trans people require lifelong medical care"
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
July 24, 2026 at 11:20 AM
"Trans people require lifelong medical care"
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
Quick question. Why does literally everything require you to have an account.
Everything.
Everything.
October 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Quick question. Why does literally everything require you to have an account.
Everything.
Everything.
Someone’s numbers must require an external distraction.
Yawn.
Yawn.
September 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Someone’s numbers must require an external distraction.
Yawn.
Yawn.
Big boob problems require big tail solutions 🧠
May 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Big boob problems require big tail solutions 🧠
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Tell Congress: Require ICE to unmask and display clear identification
Contact Congress today!
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December 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Make Congress take action and unmask ICE!
Sarcasm and humor require intelligence.
Morons think literally.
Morons think literally.
May 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Sarcasm and humor require intelligence.
Morons think literally.
Morons think literally.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
July 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
a confident nation doesn’t require the spectacle of a military parade
June 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
a confident nation doesn’t require the spectacle of a military parade
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
June 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
mommy problems require mommy solutions #ofthedevilnsfw
July 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
mommy problems require mommy solutions #ofthedevilnsfw
Hard days require fierce yoga 🐺
March 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hard days require fierce yoga 🐺
Superman doesn’t require 10% of your wages in perpetuity to avoid eternal damnation.
December 27, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Superman doesn’t require 10% of your wages in perpetuity to avoid eternal damnation.
Fridays require flexing!
May 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Fridays require flexing!
I require a large sandwich.
April 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I require a large sandwich.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
May 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
I require belly rubs
August 25, 2026 at 12:24 PM
I require belly rubs
I think Canada needs to start a visa program for US travelers and require proof of vaccination.
March 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think Canada needs to start a visa program for US travelers and require proof of vaccination.
modern problems require modern solutions
December 7, 2024 at 2:53 PM
modern problems require modern solutions
