I identify as retrosexual.
Been a while.
Ba da bing!
😂
Been a while.
Ba da bing!
😂
October 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I identify as retrosexual.
Been a while.
Ba da bing!
😂
Been a while.
Ba da bing!
😂
no minigame do jogo novo do patrick #retrosexual
October 16, 2024 at 5:12 AM
no minigame do jogo novo do patrick #retrosexual
April 9, 2026 at 10:37 AM
The Simpsons
Retrosexual - people were nostalgic about the 80s in 2004?
Retrosexual - people were nostalgic about the 80s in 2004?
October 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
The Simpsons
Retrosexual - people were nostalgic about the 80s in 2004?
Retrosexual - people were nostalgic about the 80s in 2004?
We al end up retrosexual sooner or later.
Not a lot of deathbed action…
Not a lot of deathbed action…
October 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
We al end up retrosexual sooner or later.
Not a lot of deathbed action…
Not a lot of deathbed action…
Happy Valentines Day! Colt Man John Pruitt. Enjoy!
February 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Just edged the lawn, Sundays don't get much more retrosexual than this.
May 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just edged the lawn, Sundays don't get much more retrosexual than this.
I am so fucking retrosexual I am going to play Super Mario Bros on my Nintendo Entertainment System
March 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I am so fucking retrosexual I am going to play Super Mario Bros on my Nintendo Entertainment System
Jeremy Hardy called it "retrosexual".
July 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jeremy Hardy called it "retrosexual".
Retrosexual in that I used to have sex
October 30, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Retrosexual in that I used to have sex
You’re right I meant to say retro, retrosexual.
March 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
You’re right I meant to say retro, retrosexual.
retrosexual é o metrosexual?
tudo que é velho vira novo eventualmente
tudo que é velho vira novo eventualmente
April 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
retrosexual é o metrosexual?
tudo que é velho vira novo eventualmente
tudo que é velho vira novo eventualmente
If you think the word 'cis' is a slur, you're probably retrosexual.
December 13, 2024 at 8:29 PM
If you think the word 'cis' is a slur, you're probably retrosexual.
SAME HAT!!! 🫵🤠👆
I was trying to read thru some book by Dawkins and I was skimming 'Demon Haunted World' at the time, but I just couldn't. My big-A atheist buddy started calling himself a "retrosexual", and I just couldn't anymore with all of it. Baby, bathwater, idk humans are weird, talk to sky🤷♂️
I was trying to read thru some book by Dawkins and I was skimming 'Demon Haunted World' at the time, but I just couldn't. My big-A atheist buddy started calling himself a "retrosexual", and I just couldn't anymore with all of it. Baby, bathwater, idk humans are weird, talk to sky🤷♂️
February 7, 2026 at 12:21 AM
SAME HAT!!! 🫵🤠👆
I was trying to read thru some book by Dawkins and I was skimming 'Demon Haunted World' at the time, but I just couldn't. My big-A atheist buddy started calling himself a "retrosexual", and I just couldn't anymore with all of it. Baby, bathwater, idk humans are weird, talk to sky🤷♂️
I was trying to read thru some book by Dawkins and I was skimming 'Demon Haunted World' at the time, but I just couldn't. My big-A atheist buddy started calling himself a "retrosexual", and I just couldn't anymore with all of it. Baby, bathwater, idk humans are weird, talk to sky🤷♂️
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 PM
January 25, 2026 at 2:43 PM
April 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
June 6, 2026 at 5:36 AM
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Soy retrosexual
August 11, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Soy retrosexual
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
March 7, 2026 at 7:46 AM
and the heterosexuals give us shit for "alphabet soup." fuck off
![Over the course of the following years, other terms countering or substituting for "metrosexual" appeared.
Retrosexual: It meant anti- or pre-metrosexual sense.[19] Later on, the term was used by some to describe men who subscribed to what they believed to be the grooming and dress standards of a previous era, such as the handsome, impeccably turned-out fictional character of Donald Draper in the television series Mad Men, itself set in the early 1960s New York advertising world.[20]
Ubersexual: A term coined by marketing executives and authors of The Future of Men.[21]
Spornosexual: A term blending sports, porn, and sexual. In 2016, Simpson argued that footballer Cristiano Ronaldo represents "a fusion of sport and porn [...] Cultivating an athletic body as an object of desire, and showing it off on social networks, accumulating sexual partners. It's a tendency with young men."[18]
Technosexual: A term that circulated in media, fashion, and online outlets of the 2000s[22] to describe a male that possesses a strong aesthetic sense and a love of technology.[23] Swedish footballer Freddie Ljungberg is often cited as the perfect example of a technosexual man, due to an image of masculine sensuality and tech savviness.[24][25][26][27][28]
Lumbersexual: In 2016–2017, the "lumbersexual" term circulated in media, fashion, and online outlets, describing a type of male aesthetics that use outdoor gear for urban aesthetics rather than function.[6]
Female metrosexual: Although the term refers mostly to men, a discussion exists on whether women can be metrosexuals. Characters from the HBO series Sex and the City have been described as wo-metrosexuality to illustrate how the metrosexual lifestyle de-emphasizes traditional male and female gender roles.
Performative male: Also known as the matcha man, performative males consume traditionally female media, fiction, and food in order to attract attention from women. The Times likened them to "the modern metrosexual".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5itm7jsyrdqdxizkb4cufqxl/bafkreif5mgsv5grl7bpf7ss2uwmzaw3atea62ykofvgcqyfxzcgnh7cjpm)
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
and the heterosexuals give us shit for "alphabet soup." fuck off
I remember getting a men’s fashion magazine back in like ‘07-‘08 and on the cover it coined a term for this new style they called “retrosexual”. Looking back, it had to have been a proto-label for what later became “hipsters”. I seem to be the only person who remembers this lol.
July 28, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I remember getting a men’s fashion magazine back in like ‘07-‘08 and on the cover it coined a term for this new style they called “retrosexual”. Looking back, it had to have been a proto-label for what later became “hipsters”. I seem to be the only person who remembers this lol.