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This #ReturntoSavageBeach movie #CultShelf is showing on Tubi.
July 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
manwithpez.bsky.social
This sub drives itself!

...a look into the scriptwriting "process" for #ReturntoSavageBeach

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July 5, 2025 at 6:01 AM
quirkyfilms.bsky.social
#ReturnToSavageBeach (1998)
A stolen floppy disc filled with information about the location of a mythical treasure in Savage Island lures villains and L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents into a dangerous treasure hunt.
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March 6, 2026 at 2:09 PM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Sexy (silicone enhanced😶) Interlude time!
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
No mission is so important that we can’t stop for some sexy time
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
And now back to sexy Spy VS Ninja stuff, already in progress in what appears to be a public park
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Yes, no one’s going to notice the ultra sexy lady in shiny red pleather on inline skates and carrying fake pizza boxes breaking into an office
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a woman in a blue and white dress with a braided ponytail
ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress with a braided ponytail
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Why does this have so many natural endings???
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
I have long given up trying to follow this timeline in this movie
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Now that the Buddha statue has been located, we can get back to cable tv-level sexiness
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Love how patiently these ninjas wait their turn during this very Important fight
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Phrasing!
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Cars✅
Planes✅
Boats✅
Jet skis ✅
Motorbikes✅
ATVs✅
… That’s Andy Sidaris transportation Bingo, y’all!
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a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table with her hands in her hair and says b-b-b-bingo .
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table with her hands in her hair and says b-b-b-bingo .
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
WTF am I watching???
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
It’s refreshing to see that this agency is so big on remote work decades before it became more commonplace
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
The Phantom of the Opera teaching martial arts??
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Strip Club interlude in an Andy Sidaris film! Drink!
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Lengthy, flashback-filled, exposition screed?! Wow! Sidaris really went all out on this one!
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Explosion No. 1 ✅
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
The local rental dealership must have gone under when Andy Sidaris packed up shop and retired
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Making sure he’s got his beach gun
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
This has got to be the most 80s looking car
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
WTF are these lyrics??
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
analgesicsleep.bsky.social
Always here for some Andy Sidaris. I really should have brought my blu-ray boxset with me and called it my “Emotional Support Sleaze”
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July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM