‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-our-bestselling-love-seat-says-1819580016/
September 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
‘This Here Is Probably Our Bestselling Love Seat,’ Says Man Who Would Have Been Powerful, Revered Warrior 4,000 Years Ago https://theonion.com/this-here-is-probably-our-bestselling-love-seat-says-1819580016/
Slapping your name and throwing your feces on revered institutions... has consequences.
Issa Rae has canceled her sold out performance at the Kennedy Center. Pulitzer Prize winner Rhiannon Giddens, Peter Wolf, Low Cut Connie, and the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington, D.C., have also canceled. Lin-Manuel Miranda has canceled the entire Kennedy Center run of Hamilton.
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Slapping your name and throwing your feces on revered institutions... has consequences.
The once revered newspaper that broke Nixon over Watergate is now on the side of Nixonian coverups. Katharine Graham is lucky to no longer be alive to witness this gross demise.
August 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The once revered newspaper that broke Nixon over Watergate is now on the side of Nixonian coverups. Katharine Graham is lucky to no longer be alive to witness this gross demise.
The wondrously talented DANNY KAYE conducting the audience at the London Palladium in 1948.
He could fly any civilian plane on the planet, became the world's most revered non-Asian Chinese Chef & had no formal singing or dance training.
A pretty extraordinary human being.
He could fly any civilian plane on the planet, became the world's most revered non-Asian Chinese Chef & had no formal singing or dance training.
A pretty extraordinary human being.
October 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The wondrously talented DANNY KAYE conducting the audience at the London Palladium in 1948.
He could fly any civilian plane on the planet, became the world's most revered non-Asian Chinese Chef & had no formal singing or dance training.
A pretty extraordinary human being.
He could fly any civilian plane on the planet, became the world's most revered non-Asian Chinese Chef & had no formal singing or dance training.
A pretty extraordinary human being.
Herbie has ingested the water of life and ascended to the rank of Revered Mother
March 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Herbie has ingested the water of life and ascended to the rank of Revered Mother
It’s very sad. Bezos is destroying a once-revered institution.
Purposefully.
Purposefully.
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
It’s very sad. Bezos is destroying a once-revered institution.
Purposefully.
Purposefully.
3,000 years ago I would have been a beautiful and revered day labourer
March 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
3,000 years ago I would have been a beautiful and revered day labourer
James Earl Jones has died at 93
James Earl Jones Dies: Revered ‘Field Of Dreams’ Star & Darth Vader Voice Was 93
James Earl Jones, revered actor who voiced Darth Vader in Star Wars, starred in Field of Dreams' died September 9 at his home in Dutchess County, NY. He was 93.
deadline.com
September 9, 2024 at 8:39 PM
James Earl Jones has died at 93
oh yeah thomas sowell and clarence thomas, those heroes of black america. every AME church basement has a portrait of thomas sowell and clarence thomas, our most revered Toms
February 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
oh yeah thomas sowell and clarence thomas, those heroes of black america. every AME church basement has a portrait of thomas sowell and clarence thomas, our most revered Toms
My man looks like a revered elder in a dramatic film about the Oompa-Loompas
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
My man looks like a revered elder in a dramatic film about the Oompa-Loompas
#NollaignamBan
The first woman admitted to the all-male Royal Astronomical Society, Agnes Mary Clerke's analyses were so reliable, thoughtful & wide reaching that she became a revered authority. The Clerke lunar crater was named to commemorate her. www.dib.ie/biography/cl... #DIBLives
The first woman admitted to the all-male Royal Astronomical Society, Agnes Mary Clerke's analyses were so reliable, thoughtful & wide reaching that she became a revered authority. The Clerke lunar crater was named to commemorate her. www.dib.ie/biography/cl... #DIBLives
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
#NollaignamBan
The first woman admitted to the all-male Royal Astronomical Society, Agnes Mary Clerke's analyses were so reliable, thoughtful & wide reaching that she became a revered authority. The Clerke lunar crater was named to commemorate her. www.dib.ie/biography/cl... #DIBLives
The first woman admitted to the all-male Royal Astronomical Society, Agnes Mary Clerke's analyses were so reliable, thoughtful & wide reaching that she became a revered authority. The Clerke lunar crater was named to commemorate her. www.dib.ie/biography/cl... #DIBLives
"They will have sacrificed themselves to delay Trump's day of reckoning with the Epstein Files and for that they will be forever revered by our cult."
Lindsey Graham: “If we lose anybody in this operation, they will die a noble death because they will have sacrificed their lives to make us safer here at home.”
We’ve heard this before.
I’m not buying it now, and I didn’t buy it then.
We’ve heard this before.
I’m not buying it now, and I didn’t buy it then.
March 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
"They will have sacrificed themselves to delay Trump's day of reckoning with the Epstein Files and for that they will be forever revered by our cult."
President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
President Zelenskyy came to the White House, looking for help from his longstanding ally.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
He was ambushed, humiliated and berated for not being grateful enough.
Prince Bone Saw bin 9/11 came to the White House, for the first time since he ordered the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.
He was revered.
On this day, 33 years ago, Bram Stoker’s Dracula was released in cinemas.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
On this day, 33 years ago, Bram Stoker’s Dracula was released in cinemas.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
Starring #GaryOldman, #WinonaRyder, #KeanuReeves and #AnthonyHopkins it was an Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed success and one of the most revered #vampire movies ever.
note that there is basically no such thing as a widely-accepted and culturally-revered American image of a blue collar *woman*
I mean, can anyone else even *be* blue collar? When was the last time we had a blue collar woman in the public eye?
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
note that there is basically no such thing as a widely-accepted and culturally-revered American image of a blue collar *woman*
The Kennedy Center was given its name by an act of Congress after President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
Pretty sure its current board, which includes revered fine arts dignitaries like Laura Ingraham, Pamela Jo Bondi, Maria Bartiromo, and Lee Greenwood, can't undo that law.
Pretty sure its current board, which includes revered fine arts dignitaries like Laura Ingraham, Pamela Jo Bondi, Maria Bartiromo, and Lee Greenwood, can't undo that law.
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The Kennedy Center was given its name by an act of Congress after President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.
Pretty sure its current board, which includes revered fine arts dignitaries like Laura Ingraham, Pamela Jo Bondi, Maria Bartiromo, and Lee Greenwood, can't undo that law.
Pretty sure its current board, which includes revered fine arts dignitaries like Laura Ingraham, Pamela Jo Bondi, Maria Bartiromo, and Lee Greenwood, can't undo that law.
Are you aware of President Obama's humanitarian efforts?
It's part of the reason why is still so revered in the U.S. and around the world! 🇺🇸💙🌎
Happy Obama Appreciation and Flag Day!
It's part of the reason why is still so revered in the U.S. and around the world! 🇺🇸💙🌎
Happy Obama Appreciation and Flag Day!
June 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Are you aware of President Obama's humanitarian efforts?
It's part of the reason why is still so revered in the U.S. and around the world! 🇺🇸💙🌎
Happy Obama Appreciation and Flag Day!
It's part of the reason why is still so revered in the U.S. and around the world! 🇺🇸💙🌎
Happy Obama Appreciation and Flag Day!
Many happy returns to revered and best-selling #author #AnneRice, born this day in 1941 who gave the world #TheVampireChronicles beginning with the iconic #InterviewWithTheVampire. She sadly passed away in 2021.
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Many happy returns to revered and best-selling #author #AnneRice, born this day in 1941 who gave the world #TheVampireChronicles beginning with the iconic #InterviewWithTheVampire. She sadly passed away in 2021.
January 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
JUST IN: Hussain's career spanned over five decades, during which he was revered as both a national treasure in India and admired worldwide.
Zakir Hussain, legendary tabla virtuoso who defied genres, dies at 73
Hussain's career spanned over five decades, during which he was revered as both a national treasure in India and admired worldwide.
www.npr.org
December 16, 2024 at 12:29 AM
JUST IN: Hussain's career spanned over five decades, during which he was revered as both a national treasure in India and admired worldwide.
Civilized humans instinctively know that creating numerous ways to award honors to yourself because you think that you deserve to be revered by other people for something is classless, inappropriate and somewhat psychotic.
September 18, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Civilized humans instinctively know that creating numerous ways to award honors to yourself because you think that you deserve to be revered by other people for something is classless, inappropriate and somewhat psychotic.
He's tried every method of making people like him except for the single thing that would make him the most revered person of the century.
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He's tried every method of making people like him except for the single thing that would make him the most revered person of the century.
"They were peaceful. They were meek. They obviously revered the capitol."
January 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"They were peaceful. They were meek. They obviously revered the capitol."
I hate billionaires. I revered the Washington Post. Today is a huge loss for journalism. America desperately needs watchdogs.
But also why the fuck would anyone pay for what legacy media has become?
But also why the fuck would anyone pay for what legacy media has become?
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I hate billionaires. I revered the Washington Post. Today is a huge loss for journalism. America desperately needs watchdogs.
But also why the fuck would anyone pay for what legacy media has become?
But also why the fuck would anyone pay for what legacy media has become?