February 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
NICKEL BOYS
B+
What crime is worth 5?
A nickel costs a whole life
When that life is black.
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B+
What crime is worth 5?
A nickel costs a whole life
When that life is black.
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January 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
NICKEL BOYS
B+
What crime is worth 5?
A nickel costs a whole life
When that life is black.
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B+
What crime is worth 5?
A nickel costs a whole life
When that life is black.
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THE IRON CLAW
A-
Kids eat poison fruit*
A myst'ry: why do they fall?
*Father's ambition
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A-
Kids eat poison fruit*
A myst'ry: why do they fall?
*Father's ambition
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December 20, 2023 at 2:51 AM
THE IRON CLAW
A-
Kids eat poison fruit*
A myst'ry: why do they fall?
*Father's ambition
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A-
Kids eat poison fruit*
A myst'ry: why do they fall?
*Father's ambition
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SILENT NIGHT
D-
_____ __ ____ _____;
_______ _______ _ ___ __ _____?
_____. _____. _______ ____!
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D-
_____ __ ____ _____;
_______ _______ _ ___ __ _____?
_____. _____. _______ ____!
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December 1, 2023 at 4:00 AM
SILENT NIGHT
D-
_____ __ ____ _____;
_______ _______ _ ___ __ _____?
_____. _____. _______ ____!
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D-
_____ __ ____ _____;
_______ _______ _ ___ __ _____?
_____. _____. _______ ____!
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JURASSIC PARK
A+
We can, but should we?
Every circus stars the fleas.
Hold onto your butts!
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Saw it in 3D in theaters for the 30th anniversary
A+
We can, but should we?
Every circus stars the fleas.
Hold onto your butts!
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
Saw it in 3D in theaters for the 30th anniversary
August 27, 2023 at 2:42 AM
JURASSIC PARK
A+
We can, but should we?
Every circus stars the fleas.
Hold onto your butts!
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Saw it in 3D in theaters for the 30th anniversary
A+
We can, but should we?
Every circus stars the fleas.
Hold onto your butts!
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
Saw it in 3D in theaters for the 30th anniversary
CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
B-
A movie about an over-qualified Black man who has to save the world from a white man who would rather run for President than go to therapy. Apropos of nothing.
He works twice as hard
And no serum handicap...
He's the Captain now.
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B-
A movie about an over-qualified Black man who has to save the world from a white man who would rather run for President than go to therapy. Apropos of nothing.
He works twice as hard
And no serum handicap...
He's the Captain now.
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February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD
B-
A movie about an over-qualified Black man who has to save the world from a white man who would rather run for President than go to therapy. Apropos of nothing.
He works twice as hard
And no serum handicap...
He's the Captain now.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
B-
A movie about an over-qualified Black man who has to save the world from a white man who would rather run for President than go to therapy. Apropos of nothing.
He works twice as hard
And no serum handicap...
He's the Captain now.
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SAW X
B
Want to play a game?
Bring intestinal teamwork
And mad improv skillz
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B
Want to play a game?
Bring intestinal teamwork
And mad improv skillz
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October 5, 2023 at 3:58 AM
SAW X
B
Want to play a game?
Bring intestinal teamwork
And mad improv skillz
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B
Want to play a game?
Bring intestinal teamwork
And mad improv skillz
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GODZILLA MINUS ONE
A+
Husband's empty home;
Kamikaze's safe landing;
Martial forsaken
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A+
Husband's empty home;
Kamikaze's safe landing;
Martial forsaken
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November 30, 2023 at 2:19 AM
GODZILLA MINUS ONE
A+
Husband's empty home;
Kamikaze's safe landing;
Martial forsaken
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A+
Husband's empty home;
Kamikaze's safe landing;
Martial forsaken
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BOTTOMS
A
Need a distraction!
Watch for pineapple water
Talk about Fight Club
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A
Need a distraction!
Watch for pineapple water
Talk about Fight Club
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September 1, 2023 at 2:18 AM
BOTTOMS
A
Need a distraction!
Watch for pineapple water
Talk about Fight Club
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
A
Need a distraction!
Watch for pineapple water
Talk about Fight Club
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
FROM BLACK
A-
Step outside of grace
And there's only transaction.
We're always debtors.
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A-
Step outside of grace
And there's only transaction.
We're always debtors.
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November 13, 2023 at 2:52 AM
FROM BLACK
A-
Step outside of grace
And there's only transaction.
We're always debtors.
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A-
Step outside of grace
And there's only transaction.
We're always debtors.
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AMERICAN FICTION
A
Secrets will kill you.
Prejudice is deadlier
It hides many sins.
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A
Secrets will kill you.
Prejudice is deadlier
It hides many sins.
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December 12, 2023 at 3:08 AM
AMERICAN FICTION
A
Secrets will kill you.
Prejudice is deadlier
It hides many sins.
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A
Secrets will kill you.
Prejudice is deadlier
It hides many sins.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
JAWAN
B
Chaarlee's Angels (Twice)
The system won't change itself
We're done asking nice.
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B
Chaarlee's Angels (Twice)
The system won't change itself
We're done asking nice.
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September 9, 2023 at 3:18 AM
JAWAN
B
Chaarlee's Angels (Twice)
The system won't change itself
We're done asking nice.
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B
Chaarlee's Angels (Twice)
The system won't change itself
We're done asking nice.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
THE HOLDOVERS
B+
Fate is a construct
Life's rarely literary
So why not choose light?
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B+
Fate is a construct
Life's rarely literary
So why not choose light?
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November 25, 2023 at 9:51 PM
THE HOLDOVERS
B+
Fate is a construct
Life's rarely literary
So why not choose light?
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B+
Fate is a construct
Life's rarely literary
So why not choose light?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
DREAM SCENARIO
B
Small men should blend in.
To fall from fame's pedestal -
A pain most profound
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B
Small men should blend in.
To fall from fame's pedestal -
A pain most profound
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December 14, 2023 at 5:28 PM
DREAM SCENARIO
B
Small men should blend in.
To fall from fame's pedestal -
A pain most profound
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B
Small men should blend in.
To fall from fame's pedestal -
A pain most profound
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EXORCIST: BELIEVER
D
What's inside this film?
All sentiment, no spirit
All roads lead to dog.
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D
What's inside this film?
All sentiment, no spirit
All roads lead to dog.
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October 6, 2023 at 1:56 AM
EXORCIST: BELIEVER
D
What's inside this film?
All sentiment, no spirit
All roads lead to dog.
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D
What's inside this film?
All sentiment, no spirit
All roads lead to dog.
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THEY CLONED TYRONE
B+
Forget the machine
Rage against those who made it
The truth will destroy.
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B+
Forget the machine
Rage against those who made it
The truth will destroy.
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August 2, 2023 at 3:34 AM
THEY CLONED TYRONE
B+
Forget the machine
Rage against those who made it
The truth will destroy.
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B+
Forget the machine
Rage against those who made it
The truth will destroy.
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THE MARVELS
B+
Shame tells you to hide.
Find friends who help you repair.
Why aren't you dancing?
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B+
Shame tells you to hide.
Find friends who help you repair.
Why aren't you dancing?
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November 10, 2023 at 4:14 AM
THE MARVELS
B+
Shame tells you to hide.
Find friends who help you repair.
Why aren't you dancing?
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B+
Shame tells you to hide.
Find friends who help you repair.
Why aren't you dancing?
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IT LIVES INSIDE
B-
If you can't be us,
You can only be monstrous.
You'll never escape.
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B-
If you can't be us,
You can only be monstrous.
You'll never escape.
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September 22, 2023 at 3:09 AM
IT LIVES INSIDE
B-
If you can't be us,
You can only be monstrous.
You'll never escape.
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B-
If you can't be us,
You can only be monstrous.
You'll never escape.
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NAPOLEON
B-
Fate: the mask Lust wears
It looks no heart but your own.
Makes quite a complex
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B-
Fate: the mask Lust wears
It looks no heart but your own.
Makes quite a complex
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November 22, 2023 at 3:34 AM
NAPOLEON
B-
Fate: the mask Lust wears
It looks no heart but your own.
Makes quite a complex
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B-
Fate: the mask Lust wears
It looks no heart but your own.
Makes quite a complex
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NEXT GOAL WINS
B
If you're gonna lose
Be here. With the loss. With us.
Show the game respect.
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B
If you're gonna lose
Be here. With the loss. With us.
Show the game respect.
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November 22, 2023 at 3:30 AM
NEXT GOAL WINS
B
If you're gonna lose
Be here. With the loss. With us.
Show the game respect.
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B
If you're gonna lose
Be here. With the loss. With us.
Show the game respect.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM
C-
Crab calls them spineless
Crabs are invertebrates too...
Did a crab write this?
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C-
Crab calls them spineless
Crabs are invertebrates too...
Did a crab write this?
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December 29, 2023 at 1:49 AM
AQUAMAN AND THE LOST KINGDOM
C-
Crab calls them spineless
Crabs are invertebrates too...
Did a crab write this?
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C-
Crab calls them spineless
Crabs are invertebrates too...
Did a crab write this?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
SUITABLE FLESH
B-
Do you know thyself?
Do you know thy closest friends?
Are we all monsters?
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B-
Do you know thyself?
Do you know thy closest friends?
Are we all monsters?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram #ReviewGraham
October 29, 2023 at 10:30 PM
SUITABLE FLESH
B-
Do you know thyself?
Do you know thy closest friends?
Are we all monsters?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram #ReviewGraham
B-
Do you know thyself?
Do you know thy closest friends?
Are we all monsters?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram #ReviewGraham
BARBENHEIMER
A+
Who owns creation?
If wicked men work evil
Can they be redeemed?
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A+
Who owns creation?
If wicked men work evil
Can they be redeemed?
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July 21, 2023 at 4:02 AM
BARBENHEIMER
A+
Who owns creation?
If wicked men work evil
Can they be redeemed?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
A+
Who owns creation?
If wicked men work evil
Can they be redeemed?
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
THE EQUALIZER 3
aka THREEQUALIZER
C+
A high body count
Doesn't mean you're NOT Jesus...
But it doesn't help.
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aka THREEQUALIZER
C+
A high body count
Doesn't mean you're NOT Jesus...
But it doesn't help.
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September 21, 2023 at 2:34 AM
THE EQUALIZER 3
aka THREEQUALIZER
C+
A high body count
Doesn't mean you're NOT Jesus...
But it doesn't help.
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aka THREEQUALIZER
C+
A high body count
Doesn't mean you're NOT Jesus...
But it doesn't help.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS
D
I'm a Show-Biz kid
Don't desecrate my childhood
And bore me to death.
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D
I'm a Show-Biz kid
Don't desecrate my childhood
And bore me to death.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
October 29, 2023 at 10:33 PM
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS
D
I'm a Show-Biz kid
Don't desecrate my childhood
And bore me to death.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram
D
I'm a Show-Biz kid
Don't desecrate my childhood
And bore me to death.
#ReviewHaiku #ReviewGram