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February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Revised Citizenship Test Requires Immigrants To Name Every U.S. State Where They Not Welcome
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October 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Revised Citizenship Test Requires Immigrants To Name Every U.S. State Where They Not Welcome
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🚨 The last jobs report before the midterms is a disaster.
Just 29,000 jobs added in September. Unemployment rose to 4.2%. July was revised down to a LOSS of 10,000 jobs, while August was revised down by 29,000 jobs, from 162,000 to 133,000.
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Just 29,000 jobs added in September. Unemployment rose to 4.2%. July was revised down to a LOSS of 10,000 jobs, while August was revised down by 29,000 jobs, from 162,000 to 133,000.
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October 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
🚨 The last jobs report before the midterms is a disaster.
Just 29,000 jobs added in September. Unemployment rose to 4.2%. July was revised down to a LOSS of 10,000 jobs, while August was revised down by 29,000 jobs, from 162,000 to 133,000.
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Just 29,000 jobs added in September. Unemployment rose to 4.2%. July was revised down to a LOSS of 10,000 jobs, while August was revised down by 29,000 jobs, from 162,000 to 133,000.
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Makoto, revised. Street Fighter
June 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Revised headline: Trump wants to steal another $230 million from taxpayers
BREAKING
President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.
Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.
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President Trump is demanding that the DOJ pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him.
Any settlement will ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit.
Full Story: nyti.ms/3WNm2sv
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Revised headline: Trump wants to steal another $230 million from taxpayers
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
October 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website had been revised to describe Harriet Tubman as a human trafficker. “Operating between 1851 and 1862, the notorious human trafficker Harriet Tubman stole approximately 70 African Americans […]
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April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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December 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTON—As the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
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April 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
Revised my former post: no republican should ever be elected to office again.
April 22, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Revised my former post: no republican should ever be elected to office again.
BREAKING: U.S. job growth for February revised sharply lower — from -92,000 to -133,000 jobs, marking the largest monthly job loss since December 2020.
April 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
BREAKING: U.S. job growth for February revised sharply lower — from -92,000 to -133,000 jobs, marking the largest monthly job loss since December 2020.
