Uncle Rhabdo hiding in the shadows.
Whom amongst us hasn't hidden in the back of a CrossFit class and barely done the workout
June 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Uncle Rhabdo hiding in the shadows.
if you are a baker who gets rhabdo it is actually called rhabdough
November 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
if you are a baker who gets rhabdo it is actually called rhabdough
Puddles the duck is going to get rhabdo at this rate from the pushups
September 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Puddles the duck is going to get rhabdo at this rate from the pushups
Since when is rhabdo a “leg injury” 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
October 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Since when is rhabdo a “leg injury” 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
he gave himself rhabdo!
September 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
he gave himself rhabdo!
YEP. So here's the thing.
"My arms hurt too much to get above my head!" Might be DOMS, but could definitely be rhabdo.
"I am utterly unable to dress myself but I could yesterday." Rhabdo.
"My pee is brown." Definitely rhabdo, GO TO HOSPITAL.
"My arms hurt too much to get above my head!" Might be DOMS, but could definitely be rhabdo.
"I am utterly unable to dress myself but I could yesterday." Rhabdo.
"My pee is brown." Definitely rhabdo, GO TO HOSPITAL.
April 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
YEP. So here's the thing.
"My arms hurt too much to get above my head!" Might be DOMS, but could definitely be rhabdo.
"I am utterly unable to dress myself but I could yesterday." Rhabdo.
"My pee is brown." Definitely rhabdo, GO TO HOSPITAL.
"My arms hurt too much to get above my head!" Might be DOMS, but could definitely be rhabdo.
"I am utterly unable to dress myself but I could yesterday." Rhabdo.
"My pee is brown." Definitely rhabdo, GO TO HOSPITAL.
Rhabdo urine looking ass Sprite
July 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Rhabdo urine looking ass Sprite
We’re going to get attacked by terrorists when all of the field agents get rhabdo and call out sick from doing the most unnecessary training ever.
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February 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We’re going to get attacked by terrorists when all of the field agents get rhabdo and call out sick from doing the most unnecessary training ever.
Holy shit, rhabdo is no joke
September 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Holy shit, rhabdo is no joke
Those are the legs of someone who would collapse and get rhabdo attempting a single squat with an empty bar
September 29, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Those are the legs of someone who would collapse and get rhabdo attempting a single squat with an empty bar
Rhabdo? More like rub, tho 🥵!
I got nothin.
I got nothin.
August 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Rhabdo? More like rub, tho 🥵!
I got nothin.
I got nothin.
this ad where the guy relies on AI to give him lifting advice isn't quite accurate, they don't show the part at the end where he has rhabdo
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
this ad where the guy relies on AI to give him lifting advice isn't quite accurate, they don't show the part at the end where he has rhabdo
after 4 days in hospital with rhabdo i’m finally hooome 🎉
November 16, 2024 at 3:25 PM
after 4 days in hospital with rhabdo i’m finally hooome 🎉
Giving yourself rhabdo to own the libs
Whom amongst us hasn't hidden in the back of a CrossFit class and barely done the workout
June 12, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Giving yourself rhabdo to own the libs
My fave rhabdo tip: AST > ALT, consider rhabdo. AST doesn’t only live in liver. #foamed #medsky #emsky
My first skytorial:
Four pearls on the diagnosis of rhabdomyolysis!
When to suspect rhabdo includes:
- hyperthermia
- status epilepticus
- crush injury
- extreme exertion (marathon)
- found down
- compartment syndrone
- kidney injury of unknown etiology
Four pearls on the diagnosis of rhabdomyolysis!
When to suspect rhabdo includes:
- hyperthermia
- status epilepticus
- crush injury
- extreme exertion (marathon)
- found down
- compartment syndrone
- kidney injury of unknown etiology
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November 23, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Yeah but the issue is that you’re doing it in a group, where everyone is egging you on, and the workouts have objective number goals, so unless you’re of strong mind, a lot of folks keep going until they get really hurt. Rhabdo is so common in CrossFit that Uncle Rhabdo is a joking mascot.
June 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Yeah but the issue is that you’re doing it in a group, where everyone is egging you on, and the workouts have objective number goals, so unless you’re of strong mind, a lot of folks keep going until they get really hurt. Rhabdo is so common in CrossFit that Uncle Rhabdo is a joking mascot.
i hope they give themselves rhabdo
August 14, 2026 at 4:44 PM
i hope they give themselves rhabdo
#pissupdate: i do not actually seem to be suffering from rhabdo
August 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
#pissupdate: i do not actually seem to be suffering from rhabdo
In the hospital, my CK is 5200. Adding Rhabdo to my super shitty year.
May 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In the hospital, my CK is 5200. Adding Rhabdo to my super shitty year.
athletics and the military are the two places where you see charts like this; usually the operator dipshits who come in just give everyone rhabdo
September 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
athletics and the military are the two places where you see charts like this; usually the operator dipshits who come in just give everyone rhabdo
One doesn't get rhabdo just being in a camp. They had to have done physically damaging things to him - beatings, or some kind of repetitive-action torture. I'm just gutsick.
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
One doesn't get rhabdo just being in a camp. They had to have done physically damaging things to him - beatings, or some kind of repetitive-action torture. I'm just gutsick.
He had a son playing for KF when the whole Rhabdo situation took place.
September 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
He had a son playing for KF when the whole Rhabdo situation took place.
rhabdo isn't "rare."
it's overwhelmingly self-inflicted by people who don't know their limits or are pushed beyond them by assholes who should not be conducting personal or sports training.
there's a reason crossfit has earned all the side eye for "rhabdo the clown."
it's overwhelmingly self-inflicted by people who don't know their limits or are pushed beyond them by assholes who should not be conducting personal or sports training.
there's a reason crossfit has earned all the side eye for "rhabdo the clown."
September 21, 2024 at 3:06 PM
rhabdo isn't "rare."
it's overwhelmingly self-inflicted by people who don't know their limits or are pushed beyond them by assholes who should not be conducting personal or sports training.
there's a reason crossfit has earned all the side eye for "rhabdo the clown."
it's overwhelmingly self-inflicted by people who don't know their limits or are pushed beyond them by assholes who should not be conducting personal or sports training.
there's a reason crossfit has earned all the side eye for "rhabdo the clown."
me working out: this rules!
me possibly experiencing rhabdo: haha this sucks
me possibly experiencing rhabdo: haha this sucks
August 25, 2024 at 1:56 PM
me working out: this rules!
me possibly experiencing rhabdo: haha this sucks
me possibly experiencing rhabdo: haha this sucks