#RickSaysSo
📣 Rick-ism #209
It’s not indecision. It’s flexible commitment to several possible catastrophes.
#RickSaysSo #StrategicUncertainty
April 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
📣 Rick-ism #205
Confusion isn’t a flaw. It’s a feature. Keeps your enemies guessing—and your allies guessing harder.
#RickSaysSo #FlexibilityOrBust
April 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
📣 Rick-ism #161
“Superficial charm is just deep evil in a rental tux.”
—Rick, Sociopath? Nah — Just Presentation-Optimized™
#RickSaysSo #VisibilityOverValue
April 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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📣 Rick-ism #158
DEI isn’t a scapegoat. It’s a full-time alibi for people way out of their depth.
#RickSaysSo #ManagementByHashtag
April 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📣 Rick-ism #154
DEI: the perfect shield for folks who can’t deliver but can diversify the blame.
#RickSaysSo #OpticsOverOutcomes
April 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Next up: replacing the IRS with a GoFundMe link labeled
🎩 “The Freedom Collection Plate™”

Suggested donation: your dignity and one unreleased tax return.

#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak #DefundReality
April 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
🎩 Rick-ism #103

“Tech-autocracy isn’t a bug—it’s a feature.
Why let voters pick leaders when you’ve got stockholders and server access?”

Part of my new consulting package: “Algorithmic Authority: Rule by Nerds, Powered by Ego™”

#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak #AutocratOS
April 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Rick-ism #063

“Except maybe an ignorant man with a microphone, a following, and a DistraXion 3000™.”

🎩 Genius is optional. Confidence is policy.

#RickSaysSo #WeaponizedIgnorance #DistraXionLeak
April 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
📣 Rick-ism #019
💬 “You don’t need to silence critics—just make sure no one knows who to believe.”
Confusion is control.
#RickSaysSo #FloodTheTruth
April 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM
RickSaysSo:
Let’s be honest: The DistraXion 3000™ owes its birth to the Bowling Green Massacre.

Not the event—it never happened.
But the idea that it could’ve… and that’s enough.

Thanks, Kellyanne. You get a royalty check every time someone panics over fiction.
#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak
April 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
📣 RickSaysSo
People ask who inspired the DistraXion 3000™.

Easy: Kellyanne Conway.
She turned “alternative facts” into a full-time lifestyle.

She didn’t just dodge questions—she obliterated them on entry.

👑 First of her name. Queen of the pivot.
#RickSaysSo #DistraXionLeak #GameRecognizesGame
April 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bonus Rick-ism

Why silence the press when you can just flood the zone with bullsh*t? I don't block truth -- I bury it in noise.

#RickSaysSo #DisinformationIsFreedom
April 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
🚨 BREAKING:
This account was HACKED.

The DistraXion 3000™ source code has been LEAKED.

If you see someone:

Dodging real issues

Yelling about irrelevant outrage

Quoting "just asking questions" rhetoric

Please REPORT any suspected operators by tagging me.

#DistraXionLeak #RickSaysSo
April 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM