Very excited for this year's RiotFest aka Geriatric Millennial Live Aid.
April 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Very excited for this year's RiotFest aka Geriatric Millennial Live Aid.
Riotfest is awash in Hogwater at The Onion tent. Doctor approved by swine expert @doctor1hundred.bsky.social.
September 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Riotfest is awash in Hogwater at The Onion tent. Doctor approved by swine expert @doctor1hundred.bsky.social.
This was at RiotFest 2023. They know marketing.
January 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This was at RiotFest 2023. They know marketing.
Talked to Ben and got some of that fancy hogwater at riotfest yesterday
September 20, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Talked to Ben and got some of that fancy hogwater at riotfest yesterday
Very special InfoWars product announcement coming later today, just in time for RiotFest. I can guarantee it'll make your bones feel spicy and make your blood seem hot.
September 17, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Very special InfoWars product announcement coming later today, just in time for RiotFest. I can guarantee it'll make your bones feel spicy and make your blood seem hot.
Wow I can't believe Riotfest started in 1980
April 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Wow I can't believe Riotfest started in 1980
Back in Chicago, time for RiotFest 😊
September 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Back in Chicago, time for RiotFest 😊
Tell me you're playing Riotfest without telling me you're playing Riotfest.
March 17, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Tell me you're playing Riotfest without telling me you're playing Riotfest.
This Riotfest line-up sucks
December 28, 2023 at 4:53 AM
This Riotfest line-up sucks
You know what sounds refreshing? Abolishing and prosecuting ICE.
Reprinted for @riotfest.bsky.social and once again available on the website. $8 per shirt sold goes to the @icirr.bsky.social ! #riotfest
Reprinted for @riotfest.bsky.social and once again available on the website. $8 per shirt sold goes to the @icirr.bsky.social ! #riotfest
September 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
You know what sounds refreshing? Abolishing and prosecuting ICE.
Reprinted for @riotfest.bsky.social and once again available on the website. $8 per shirt sold goes to the @icirr.bsky.social ! #riotfest
Reprinted for @riotfest.bsky.social and once again available on the website. $8 per shirt sold goes to the @icirr.bsky.social ! #riotfest
Chicagoans! Come to The Onion's tent at RiotFest today and try some HogWater. It smells like one thing and tastes like another, and if you have two you WILL see Abraham Lincoln.
It has a truly Tomacco-esque flavor profile! Come try it!
It has a truly Tomacco-esque flavor profile! Come try it!
September 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Chicagoans! Come to The Onion's tent at RiotFest today and try some HogWater. It smells like one thing and tastes like another, and if you have two you WILL see Abraham Lincoln.
It has a truly Tomacco-esque flavor profile! Come try it!
It has a truly Tomacco-esque flavor profile! Come try it!
Behold, the chairman of the DuPage County GOP (Illinois) getting body checked by (and at) RiotFest.
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Behold, the chairman of the DuPage County GOP (Illinois) getting body checked by (and at) RiotFest.
Apparently Riot Fest especially sucked for disabled people this year: www.reddit.com/r/RiotFest/c...
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September 21, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Apparently Riot Fest especially sucked for disabled people this year: www.reddit.com/r/RiotFest/c...
Riotfest booked William Shatner who will perform in front of a heavy metal band. Because… it’s Riotfest. As far as music festivals go, they’re 1 of 1
consequence.net/2026/07/will...
consequence.net/2026/07/will...
95-Year-Old William Shatner to Play Riot Fest with Metal Backing Band
William Shatner is going where no 95-year-old man has gone before. The legendary Star Trek actor is playing Chicago's Riot Fest with a metal backing band.
consequence.net
July 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Riotfest booked William Shatner who will perform in front of a heavy metal band. Because… it’s Riotfest. As far as music festivals go, they’re 1 of 1
consequence.net/2026/07/will...
consequence.net/2026/07/will...
FOLKS!
InfoWars' HogWater is now REAL. It was created by the master swine sommeliers at Marz Brewing Company in Chicago.
It makes your bones feel big and hot!
Also, if you sign up for a membership at Riotfest this weekend (or are already a member), you get HogWater for free at The Onion tent!
InfoWars' HogWater is now REAL. It was created by the master swine sommeliers at Marz Brewing Company in Chicago.
It makes your bones feel big and hot!
Also, if you sign up for a membership at Riotfest this weekend (or are already a member), you get HogWater for free at The Onion tent!
September 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
FOLKS!
InfoWars' HogWater is now REAL. It was created by the master swine sommeliers at Marz Brewing Company in Chicago.
It makes your bones feel big and hot!
Also, if you sign up for a membership at Riotfest this weekend (or are already a member), you get HogWater for free at The Onion tent!
InfoWars' HogWater is now REAL. It was created by the master swine sommeliers at Marz Brewing Company in Chicago.
It makes your bones feel big and hot!
Also, if you sign up for a membership at Riotfest this weekend (or are already a member), you get HogWater for free at The Onion tent!
William Shatner's RiotFest contract rider. May or may not be real but funny af.
July 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
William Shatner's RiotFest contract rider. May or may not be real but funny af.
DANCE HALL CRASHERS復活してる👀
youtu.be/pEnzIlMs1QE
youtu.be/pEnzIlMs1QE
Dance Hall Crashers (Full Set) live @ RiotFest (Sept, 21st, 2025)
YouTube video by Henrique Nardi
youtu.be
June 3, 2026 at 1:18 PM
DANCE HALL CRASHERS復活してる👀
youtu.be/pEnzIlMs1QE
youtu.be/pEnzIlMs1QE
These are honestly pretty big gets for RiotFest lol. Weird Al should be the Saturday headliner tho
Very excited for this year's RiotFest aka Geriatric Millennial Live Aid.
April 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
These are honestly pretty big gets for RiotFest lol. Weird Al should be the Saturday headliner tho
The Cure - Fascination Street 🖤🎶
Riot Fest - Chicago, IL 9/17/2023 🎥 by me
#TheCure #RobertSmith #Disintigration #RiotFest #livemusic #MusicSky 🎶🎧
Riot Fest - Chicago, IL 9/17/2023 🎥 by me
#TheCure #RobertSmith #Disintigration #RiotFest #livemusic #MusicSky 🎶🎧
May 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The Cure - Fascination Street 🖤🎶
Riot Fest - Chicago, IL 9/17/2023 🎥 by me
#TheCure #RobertSmith #Disintigration #RiotFest #livemusic #MusicSky 🎶🎧
Riot Fest - Chicago, IL 9/17/2023 🎥 by me
#TheCure #RobertSmith #Disintigration #RiotFest #livemusic #MusicSky 🎶🎧