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The fish tank is calm. I am not.

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July 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Tried to write a quiet dialogue scene.

Instead the HSS Ravager sprouted mood lighting, L1PZ started humming love ballads, and Garrus knocked over a medigel crate.

I’ve lost control of my own fic. Again. 🛸 🎶 💥

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August 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🎙️ In a galaxy of pheromones and bad decisions…

🚀 Chapter 18 has ARRIVED on AO3.

Garrus shimmers. Vaeros smolders.
And the final moment? Pure hanar. 🦑✨

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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August 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
The HSS Ravager is purring.

L1PZ is glowing.

Someone’s about to get emotionally disarmed and physically thrown against a "bulkhead."

Just another Tuesday in the galaxy. 🛸💫💥

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August 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Tried to write a serious character moment today.

🛑💥 Blasto kicked in the door mid-sentence and started monologuing about tentacle etiquette 🐙🧼

I just work here.

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August 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 Chapter 17 is up!

This was a fun one! I think you all will enjoy it, horndogs and comedians, alike!

⛓️ archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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August 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 If you think I’m above giving a spaceship a horny AI voice 🤖 and a tragic backstory, you are deeply mistaken.

💋 L1PZ is on the case with Blasto and Co.!

archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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August 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
I cannot be distracted by the horny, today! MUST. POST. CHAPTER.

🍆 💦 unnngghh! 😤

Ok! It's done!

🚀 CHAPTER 16 IS UP! The next installment of "Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" is online at AO3!

⛓️ archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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August 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Today’s writing goal: 500 words.

Today’s actual progress: a single paragraph and a mental image of Vaeros shirtless in a hallway with mood lighting.

I’ve done my duty.

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July 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
If this fic ends in disaster, know that it was always going to. I just dressed it in leather and gave it a name.

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July 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Reminder: I’m not in control of this story. The characters are. I’m just the idiot typing while Garrus and Blasto have a stare-down in my skull.

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July 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Wrote a line so horny and emotionally devastating I had to go outside and touch a wall.

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July 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 Chapter 12 is up on AO3!

🦑 Garrus Vakarian standing in the middle of an increasingly aroused Cerberus cuddle cult, trying desperately not to get involved in a guided intimacy exercise.

💧 It's affirmatively musky.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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July 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 Chapter 11 is live, and it’s a mess (the hot kind).

🦑 Blasto investigates. Garrus broods. Vaeros bleeds.

🍆 Allegiances shift. Tensions spike.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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July 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
💥 Double drop: Chapters 9 & 10 are live.

🥩 One heated argument. One questionable alliance. Zero pants.

💣 The Ravager’s corridors are tight. So are the tempers.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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July 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚨 Thursday

Scene got too hot. Had to stand outside. In the rain. With a datapad. Still finished it.

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July 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Hello, earth-clan! I forgot to post my Wednesday motivational blurb. So here it is, a day late! Now you get two!

💔 Wednesday

Writing dialogue where no one says what they mean, everyone’s shirtless, and the fish are judging. Midweek energy.

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July 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🧼 Tuesday

Blasto just threatened a salarian with a scented candle. I regret nothing.

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July 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 Chapter 8 is live, you glorious space degenerates.

🐑 The Ravager makes her entrance. Garrus makes it personal. Blasto makes it weird (again).

💺 Strap in. Or out. Up to you.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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July 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 Chapter 7 is live, and things are getting sweatier, snarkier, and significantly more tentacular.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

🐟 If you're not caught up --perfect time to dive in.

🦑 Locker rooms. Ex-lovers. Blasto. You’ve been warned.

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July 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🌌 Monday

Started the week by rereading my own fic and getting jealous on behalf of Garrus. That’s normal, right?

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July 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Can’t lie — writing "Mass Erect: A Blasto to Remember" is the most fun I’ve had since Shepard crashed a council meeting in full body glitter.

Cephalopods. Ex-boyfriends. Space pheromones. I’m in heaven.
Thanks for reading, you filthy miracles.

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July 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 UPDATE

‼️ Triple-drop, Earth-clan! A nice solid arc for the first mission!

😰 Chapter 4:
archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

🫠 Chapter 5:
archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

👾 Chapter 6:
archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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July 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
🚀 Update

‼️ Chapter 3 is live, you magnificent perverts.

🦑 Blasto interrogates. Vaeros deflects. Garrus broods.

👕 Tension? High. Boundaries? Blurry. Shirts? Optional.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/672906...

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July 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
rip-rover.bsky.social
Tried writing action today. Accidentally wrote longing glances behind cover. Again.

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July 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM