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One of the onion's great ones but 20 years later it still applies. "Blowing things up and killing people is the riskfree moral solution to any problem" is the median DC foreign policy view theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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October 11, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Unfortunately, the success chance of engaging Trump in trade war and winning is higher than that of the extremely long-term and not at all riskfree project of subverting your politics under the table.
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
all kids have nowadays is stale, boring, riskfree Fortnite and look at them now, all andrew tate subscribers and aspiring nazis.

back in my day at least 80% of games were about killing Nazis or defeating an oppressive regime, corporation or tyrant and we're all woke as hell.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"all upside no downside for jensen"

minor correction - jensen needed to go through the trouble of giving a quote for the press release in exchange for 10 figures riskfree
May 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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September 23, 2026 at 6:15 AM
i mean. so it needs to beat inflation + the riskfree rate for it to be a good idea if tenants are just paying the interest. but if they are paying above interest, so depending what kind of mortgage i have, it can be heavily net positive even if the asset is neutral
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"Good faith conversation is when I call the workers riskfree for going home at 4 pm and call their revolution juvenile, while I put my petty bourgeois ass as a superior 'risk taker'."
Just admit it, man. Your interest lies with class interest of the capital owners.
May you one day proletarianize. 🙏
OK - I was having a good-faith conversation with you and sharing some real life experience, and you’ve decided to post that??

I’ll leave you to your juvenile revolutionary cosplay. When your right arm gets tired, take a walk in the real world.
March 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Without ECB actions to cap yields, Italian and Spanish gov't bond yields would be far higher. Banks like Unicredit hold a lot of that gov't debt on their balance sheet as their riskfree asset. So when the value of that riskfree asset drops, the value of the bank drops. It's called the "doom loop..."
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
….maybe, just maybe I’ll give it a go. When I’m in the midst of whammageddon it’s always nice to have a riskfree screen escape.
March 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ce n'est pas et n'a jamais été un businessman, c'est un mafieux.
J'avais lu quelque part que sa fortune actuelle serait bien supérieure (genre un facteur 3 ou 4 voire plus) s'il s'était contenté, pour l'héritage reçu, de le placer riskfree.
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my issue is mostly to How "riskfree" some of them are, take for example artificer's explosion jump (and stunning blast), which at worst just increses her overheat, (+ stunsher?) and Spearmaster who gets infinite spears + dual-wielding (which is Very "fair and balanced" mind you..)

and also Saint.
April 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I liked just the creativity of systems. They were trying new things. Like in XI. I always liked that every expansion was something completely new. Even if Besieged was burning the Servers from the inside. It was just some unique idea they tried to implement. FFXIV is just riskfree.
July 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
My initial reaction when I heard about permitted midblock parties was "christ that seems dangerous", basically putting people in the road to slow down ice.
It was a bad reaction - there is no riskfree way to participate, also it's their risk to take, also that's not what is being set up.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
i've gotten into fights about this before, you're RIGHT!!!
it's a very clear distinction, but somepeople just hear "soft" and assume it's completely riskfree.
i mean i get it but explaining "soft vore with digestion" is so easy, would it kill people wanting softer to start saying "extra soft"
March 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
These proportions are eerily similar to those in Germany 1933.

They choose not to stand against a fascist when it was it easy and riskfree, what do you expect to happen when it's inconvenient and involves even a slight personal risk.
January 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Before reintroduction one needs to ablate the current stem cells via radiation. This is not an easy, cheap, painless nor riskfree procedure overall - but compared to regularly sickle cell crises of high pain and massive risk - and huge healthcare burden - this is clearly better
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October 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You do realize though that if it fails, it will empower the AfD even more in Germany, as well as very rightwing parties in the Netherlands and potentially others as well? If this was a riskfree option, maybe we could gamble. But it isn't.
September 10, 2026 at 9:29 AM