Hecklers should have to pay higher taxes. @Rizzo2016 knows what I'm talking about.

Sadly, it seems as if @Rizzo2016 might not be realistic.

Goodnight @BarackObama and @MittRomney. That was hilarious. You have made it clear that America is ready for @Rizzo2016. #BeardParty

Will #GloveRomney's bull poop have a sweeter smell this evening? #NotACatch2012 @Rizzo2016 #BeardParty

If I continue to lie and not know how to balance my checkbook, my likability should not increase. #GloveRomney #NotACatch2012 #Rizzo2016

#GloveRomney's political positions have changed more than Facebook. #Rizzo2016 #BeardParty

The #BeardParty will be a party that welcomes people at all stages of beard growth. #Rizzo2016

I feel inspired by the words of @ChetWild and @EPLingenfelter. I shall launch my presidential campaign as well. #BeardParty #Rizzo2016