#Roastmaster
Thurs Nov 5 Coffee Selections:
☕️Wake Up Call⚡️
☕️Cinnamon Buttercream
☕️Chocolate Seduction⚡️
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Chocolate Glazed Donut
November 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Sat Oct 31 Coffee Selections:
🎃Roma Splendide
🎃Toffee Tantrum
🎃Caramel Bourbon Pecan
🎃Decaf Roastmaster Select
🎃Decaf Heavenly Pecan Torte
October 31, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Roastmaster in Chief. That @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social drop at the end was perfectly executed
Obama might be on a personal mission to get Trump to stroke out.

Godspeed, good sir.
October 29, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The Chavez 2027
centennial celebration
will be muted, unless
they can nab a pardoned
RFK JR as a roastmaster

www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
César Chávez's family demands RFK Jr. stop using images of the iconic labor leader in his campaign
The family said it would “pursue all legal action available” if Kennedy failed to halt his campaign’s use of the United Farm Workers co-founder’s name and imagery.
www.nbcnews.com
October 28, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“I think there is only one way to settle this: roast battle on the White House lawn, live. I’ll call Jeff Ross and make this happen tomorrow.” — JIMMY KIMMEL, referring to a comedian known as the “Roastmaster General”
October 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
“I think there is only one way to settle this: roast battle on the White House lawn, live. I’ll call Jeff Ross and make this happen tomorrow.” — JIMMY KIMMEL, referring to a comedian known as the “Roastmaster General”
Jimmy Kimmel Proposes a Battle of Wits Between Trump and Obama (Gift Article)
“There is only one way to settle this: roast battle on the White House lawn, live,” Kimmel offered, after former President Barack Obama mocked President Trump.
www.nytimes.com
October 27, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Stand aside Tony Hinchcliffe, we got a new roastmaster over here
October 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
do you know, really know, just how funny a combo waystone's guidance / witty roastmaster / devilish valet / dual strike / hop to it is? I know: it sounds like a lot, but it's pretty doable

youtu.be/9sVtxMqjemA?...
September 27, 2026 at 7:28 PM
if you think that's bad wait til you see this nonsense
September 25, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I think you’re underrating your own skills as a roastmaster!
September 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Wed Sept 16 Coffee Selections:
☕️Calvins Blend
☕️Dulce de Leche
☕️Purple Haze
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Peanut Brittle
September 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Team #FFAA wishes a happy birthday to comedian, actor, podcast guest and Roastmaster General JEFF ROSS!
September 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Sat Sept 12 Coffee Selections:
☕️Roma Splendide
☕️Just Peachy🍑
☕️Double Vanilla Creme
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Just Peachy🍑
September 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
🍿 10th: Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
Roastmaster General Jeff Ross talks to Black Lives Matter activists, goes on an eye-opening police ride-along, and roasts members of the Boston Police Department.
www.themoviedb.org
September 10, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Still processing the news about BC, and for those who don't know, his comic con Q&A's usually turn into a comedy routine with BC as the roastmaster roasting the audience. Hopefully he has a few left of these in him. I'm sure he does. 🤘
Bruce Campbell vs The Audience - Wizard World Austin
YouTube video by Photon City News
youtu.be
September 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Sun Sept 6 Coffee Selections:
☕️Dark Morning
☕️Birthday Cake🎂
☕️Almond Buttercream
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Highlander Grogg
September 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Miles' Blaze Commando deck is putting in work thanks to an unanswered Witty Roastmaster in play. Lots of pings, lots of Soldier tokens. It kind of made him the archenemy of the game (especially from my perspective since I wasn't seeing a lot of my creatures).
September 6, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Thurs Sept 3 Coffee Selections:
☕️Mountain Thunder
☕️Fireside Marshmallow
☕️Cashew Mocha Madness
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Just Peachy
September 3, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Sat Aug 29 Coffee Selections:
☕️Three Bean Blend
☕️Caramel Nut Fudge
☕️Maple Bourbon🍁🥃
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Chocolate Glazed Donut
August 29, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Everything that can be is foiled except Witty Roastmaster. When I was first buying the cards when New Capenna came out no one had one in stock and I have yet to remember to pick one up.

And the only non-Capennan (the plane) card is the SL Wheel of Sun and Moon. (It's Art Deco enough to count.)
August 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Wed Aug 26 Coffee Selections:
☕️Knock Out Blend
AKA:🌟@singinanne.bsky.social
☕️Funnel Cake
☕️Almond Buttercream
☕️Decaf Roastmaster
☕️Decaf Vanilla Pound Cake
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Thurs Aug 20 Coffee Selections:
☕️Costa Rican Tarrazu
☕️Double Vanilla Creme
☕️Chocolate Thunder⚡️
☕️Decaf Roastmaster Select
☕️Decaf Red Velvet Cake🍰
August 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
You know TfL have screwed up with their Superloop and bus cuts in SE London around the Thamesmead/Plumstead/Woolwich/Charlton areas when a 177 (packed out after TfL cut the 472) is hotter due to how busy it is compared to a New Routemaster/Roastmaster on SL11 (which was pretty much empty again).
March 24, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Drake really said, 'Nah, y'all ain’t flaming me alone,' and redirected the heat like a seasoned roastmaster. Classic deflection game strong! 🔥😂
January 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Been working on this most today - I am calling it the ripper, a GitHub activity roastmaster, give it your username & it's going to roast you based on publicly available activity, try for fun & share the fun with other devs, article coming soon, for curious souls
ripper-the-github-griller.vercel.app
July 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM