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rob delaney @robdelaney "Ha ha ha! Terrific!" - Mitt Romney, every time Jar Jar Binks appears on screen
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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roses are red
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screenshot of @robdelaney tweet from 6/20/2014: “Dildo I just found in my hotel’s air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.”
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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I got to introduce my friend to this tweet from @robdelaney.bsky.social and I think it broke him.
@RobDelaney: Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.
August 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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@robdelaney Please keep doing fireworks. My dog hates them and I hate him.
July 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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Lydia Tár Tár Bink's @robdelaney Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo. 7:23 PM • Jun 20, 2014
March 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney Wonder if there'll ever be another album as amazing as Pet Sounds. When the vocals for "Kokomo" kick in, it's just like, "Yes..."
November 27, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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It doesn't seem right
Rob Delaney - @robdelaney - Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!
April 17, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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rob delaney o @robdelaney Wonder if there'll ever be another album as amazing as Pet Sounds. When the vocals for "Kokomo" kick in, it's just like, "Yes... 10:02 AM • 9/23/15 • Twitter for iPhone 337 Retweets 1,826 Likes
September 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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#catastrophe #sharonhorgan #robdelaney
July 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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i wish he was here
tweet from @robdelaney: Just had a brief but very illuminating conversation with President Biden, whom I support fully. he told me as a kid in scranton he used to... here's the deal: you take an old tire and fill it with soup - listen. ten, twenty people i one car. you better believe it. pepperidge farm.
July 9, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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#catastrophe #sharonhorgan #robdelaney
May 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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#Friday #RobDelaney #Culture
April 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Post rob delaney • @robdelaney • 1/5/23 Oh boy Demon Copperhead is great. Rollicking! rob delaney • @robdelaney • 1/6/23 Legit about to get an "I'd rather be reading Demon Copperhead" bumper sticker for my Nissan Murano. Faber Books Y @FaberBooks Now that's a campaign idea for the paperback! Thanks, Rob! 6:41 AM • 1/6/23 • 1.5K Views back cover of demon copperhead with quote from Rob Delaney: "Legit about to get an "I'd rather be reading Demon Copperhead" sticker for my Nissan Murano!” ROB DELANEY
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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they should call it robdelaney+ instead lol
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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#catastrophe #robdelaney #radiohead
March 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Whenever I hear about humanitarian pause, i inevitably think of this eeriely accurate "joke":
rob delaney @robdelaney I’m going as a “Humanitarian Pause” for Halloween. I punch your kid 8x in the head, stop to throw some raisins & an Advil at him, then start punching again. 4:42 PM · Oct 31, 2023
November 9, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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Happy birthday #RobDelaney
Rob Delaney Jackie comedy special billboard
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Jeremy Corbyn and ellory smith liked Rob Delaney 0 @robdelaney 17h Haha imagine Tilda Swinton as the White Witch from Narnia & Cate Blanchett as Hera from Thor passing me back & forth as a foot massage slave in some hot cavern. Ha ha just kidding. unless? Liked by Jeremy Corbyn MP for Islington North Jeremy Corbyn's twitter profile definitely the real one
July 5, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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 rob delaney @robdelaney Follow chillin w a non-alcoholic Mike’s Hard
September 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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This is the one that I cannot stop thinking about:
From @robdelaney: just sneezed while gettin a beej & my retainer flew out & snagged on this cop's dreads
August 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
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@robdelaney Dildo I just found in my hotel's air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.
February 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet from @robdelaney Give a man a fish… just give home the fish, asshole. He’s hungry, you’ve got an extra fish. Hand it over, fuckface. He doesn’t have time to go to your shitty “fishing school”. I’m gonna count to 3. 12:30pm. Aug 14, 2018. Twitter for iPhone
December 15, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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@robdelaney on Twitter "What's all the fuss about horse meat? Who gives a shit? I'll eat a horse. I'll eat your dog. I'll eat your fucking family."
July 5, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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This Daddy (me), is in love with Daddy (Peter/Rob Delaney).

Fucking hell he's beautiful.

Team #Peter Team #RobDelaney
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October 11, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Yes, Spain won the World Cup after defeating Argentina in the grand final. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026 #EspañaCampeona #RobDelaney
Homer Simpson and Rob Delaney celebrate Spain's victory in the World Cup
July 19, 2026 at 10:28 PM