Rolls around on the floor
November 3, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Rolls around on the floor
Same people who attempted to get the entire voting rolls (which would invlude addresses of voters) in all fifty states
Katie Miller didn’t vote in the midterms because they wanted her ID. Peak irony.
November 5, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Same people who attempted to get the entire voting rolls (which would invlude addresses of voters) in all fifty states
Good morning
Happy Tuesday
Time to show off the cinnamon rolls
🍩🍩🍩
Happy Tuesday
Time to show off the cinnamon rolls
🍩🍩🍩
November 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Good morning
Happy Tuesday
Time to show off the cinnamon rolls
🍩🍩🍩
Happy Tuesday
Time to show off the cinnamon rolls
🍩🍩🍩
Come in dude Theygaman rolls off the tongue so much better
November 5, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Come in dude Theygaman rolls off the tongue so much better
Pete Buttigieg looks befuddled on Fox & Friends as Lawrence Jones lies of Haley Stevens that Democrats have "removed her from the voter rolls"
November 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Pete Buttigieg looks befuddled on Fox & Friends as Lawrence Jones lies of Haley Stevens that Democrats have "removed her from the voter rolls"
*rolls up sleeves*
*girds loins*
*pops a Mentos*
*girds loins*
*pops a Mentos*
November 4, 2026 at 12:49 PM
*rolls up sleeves*
*girds loins*
*pops a Mentos*
*girds loins*
*pops a Mentos*
hmm, fat lugia and his many neck rolls
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
hmm, fat lugia and his many neck rolls
Yes I started making cinnamon rolls at midnight.
No I don’t know why.
Yes there are cinnamon rolls under all that frosting.
No I don’t know why.
Yes there are cinnamon rolls under all that frosting.
November 5, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Yes I started making cinnamon rolls at midnight.
No I don’t know why.
Yes there are cinnamon rolls under all that frosting.
No I don’t know why.
Yes there are cinnamon rolls under all that frosting.
The head of DHS openly declaring that they’re going to comb through voter rolls to hunt people down. He’s literally doing the voter intimidation live on Fox.
DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin says "we will be looking at the registers and all those that voted after the election, and make sure that no one voted illegally"
November 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The head of DHS openly declaring that they’re going to comb through voter rolls to hunt people down. He’s literally doing the voter intimidation live on Fox.
WE DID IT, LOBSTER ROLLS ARE WOKE NOW.
For the first time since the Civil War, New England will have no Republican senators next year. www.ctinsider.com/politics/art...
November 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
WE DID IT, LOBSTER ROLLS ARE WOKE NOW.
Yo' momma's so stupid when they told her she wasn't on the voter rolls she forgot to immediately request a provisional ballot.
November 3, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Yo' momma's so stupid when they told her she wasn't on the voter rolls she forgot to immediately request a provisional ballot.
*rolls 2d20*
We've got... Kale Chips
Contaminated with... Thallium
We've got... Kale Chips
Contaminated with... Thallium
I wouldn't normally post about food safety on this critical election day. But thallium is a poison to take seriously. And it's not "potential contamination" as the FDA notice suggests because California labs have already found it. 1/2
Snack Right Super Foods, Inc. dba Brad's Raw Chips Recalls Brad's Crunchy Kale & Veggie Chips Due to Potential Thallium Contamination
Coral Gables, FL - Snack Right Super Foods, Inc., doing business as Brad's Raw Chips, is recalling certain Brad's Plant Based Crunchy Kale (2 oz) and Brad's Veggie Chips Kale (3 oz) products because t...
www.fda.gov
November 3, 2026 at 10:05 PM
*rolls 2d20*
We've got... Kale Chips
Contaminated with... Thallium
We've got... Kale Chips
Contaminated with... Thallium
Alongside a great new recipe for cinnamon rolls.
Penzey’s Spices currently drafting a newsletter that ends with “the streets will run red with the blood of our enemies”
November 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Alongside a great new recipe for cinnamon rolls.
They can stay in Congress. Just not in leadership rolls.
November 4, 2026 at 6:09 AM
They can stay in Congress. Just not in leadership rolls.
Late night synonym rolls like grammar used to make, because why not
November 5, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Late night synonym rolls like grammar used to make, because why not
Pretzel rolls
November 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Pretzel rolls
I too, cannot access the voter rolls.
November 3, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I too, cannot access the voter rolls.
November 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
erm.... turns into a sprigatito and rolls away
November 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
erm.... turns into a sprigatito and rolls away
Just for fun, I found Sheppard Peek's 1867 voter registration from Taliaferro County, Georgia.
And his name on the 1896 voter registration rolls.
His descendant is now governor of that same state.
And his name on the 1896 voter registration rolls.
His descendant is now governor of that same state.
November 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Just for fun, I found Sheppard Peek's 1867 voter registration from Taliaferro County, Georgia.
And his name on the 1896 voter registration rolls.
His descendant is now governor of that same state.
And his name on the 1896 voter registration rolls.
His descendant is now governor of that same state.
Mother Jones rolls over in her grave as her eponymous news magazine declares contemporary neo-nazis to be vindicated
For much of Trump’s second term, far-right figures like Nick Fuentes, who once doggedly supported Trump, have bitterly denounced him.
And last night’s election results proved a vindication for the extremist figures who have broken with Trump.
And last night’s election results proved a vindication for the extremist figures who have broken with Trump.
"They hate the Groypers because they were right"
Far-right figures who broke with Trump over Iran and the Epstein files are reveling in his party’s midterm defeat.
www.motherjones.com
November 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Mother Jones rolls over in her grave as her eponymous news magazine declares contemporary neo-nazis to be vindicated
"Person who can only watch as their spool of string rolls away"
October 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"Person who can only watch as their spool of string rolls away"
Yoongi rolls his eyes. He’s got subs to check on.
November 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Yoongi rolls his eyes. He’s got subs to check on.