My DNA is 62% Ronseal.
September 26, 2026 at 2:34 PM
My DNA is 62% Ronseal.
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Ronseal has issued a product warning.
Customers are advised to return 2.5l cans of Light Walnut after reports of explosions when opened.
Customers are advised to return 2.5l cans of Light Walnut after reports of explosions when opened.
May 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Ronseal has issued a product warning.
Customers are advised to return 2.5l cans of Light Walnut after reports of explosions when opened.
Customers are advised to return 2.5l cans of Light Walnut after reports of explosions when opened.
I can confirm that Ronseal DOES do exactly what it says on the tin - it IS harmful if swallowed.
February 15, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I can confirm that Ronseal DOES do exactly what it says on the tin - it IS harmful if swallowed.
When you're bobbing for apples in Ronseal at 6 but you're marching through Belfast with a flute band at 8.
October 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
When you're bobbing for apples in Ronseal at 6 but you're marching through Belfast with a flute band at 8.
I can confirm that Ronseal does do exactly what it says on the tin - it IS harmful if swallowed.
July 14, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I can confirm that Ronseal does do exactly what it says on the tin - it IS harmful if swallowed.
My 16yo just used the phrase "does what it says on the tin". People are still going to be saying this in 100 years' time and only linguistic scholars will know it originated in an advert for Ronseal quick-drying wood stain.
May 29, 2024 at 9:44 AM
My 16yo just used the phrase "does what it says on the tin". People are still going to be saying this in 100 years' time and only linguistic scholars will know it originated in an advert for Ronseal quick-drying wood stain.
Ronseal All Weather Outdoor Varnish.
June 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Ronseal All Weather Outdoor Varnish.
Hair by Maurice
Skin by Ronseal Fence-Guard
Skin by Ronseal Fence-Guard
August 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hair by Maurice
Skin by Ronseal Fence-Guard
Skin by Ronseal Fence-Guard
Trump looked like chalky white dog poo ET last night but today he was meeting one of his all-time heroes so he went for a triple coating of Ronseal. LOOKING GOOD, SIR!
MBS claims the murder of Khashoggi was "a huge mistake and we're our doing our best that this doesn't happen again."
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Trump looked like chalky white dog poo ET last night but today he was meeting one of his all-time heroes so he went for a triple coating of Ronseal. LOOKING GOOD, SIR!
TIL that there is no Ron in the history of Ronseal
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 AM
TIL that there is no Ron in the history of Ronseal
8 points clear of the Huns.... tick tock Ronseal boy.
August 29, 2026 at 4:14 PM
8 points clear of the Huns.... tick tock Ronseal boy.
the secret ingredient is
̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ronseal smooth finish filler
̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ronseal smooth finish filler
July 9, 2026 at 7:52 AM
the secret ingredient is
̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ronseal smooth finish filler
̶c̶r̶i̶m̶e̶ ronseal smooth finish filler
He’s very Ronseal. He does what it says on the tin. Handsome black guy. Leather outfit. Kills vampires. That’s it. That’s what you need.
July 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
He’s very Ronseal. He does what it says on the tin. Handsome black guy. Leather outfit. Kills vampires. That’s it. That’s what you need.
Wrote a piece about Michael Ihiekwe, #SWFC’s Ronseal man who came to Hillsborough and did exactly what he was meant to do…
'Ronseal, it does exactly what it says on the tin’. www.thestar.co.uk/sport/footba...
'Ronseal, it does exactly what it says on the tin’. www.thestar.co.uk/sport/footba...
SWFC Comment: Taking the Michael – Wednesday bid farewell to Ronseal Michael Ihiekwe
‘It does exactly what it says on the tin’ was the slogan adopted by Ronseal in 1994, and in football terms it’s what Sheffield Wednesday got with Michael Ihiekwe.
www.thestar.co.uk
May 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Wrote a piece about Michael Ihiekwe, #SWFC’s Ronseal man who came to Hillsborough and did exactly what he was meant to do…
'Ronseal, it does exactly what it says on the tin’. www.thestar.co.uk/sport/footba...
'Ronseal, it does exactly what it says on the tin’. www.thestar.co.uk/sport/footba...
Donald Trump going on and on about banning the trans kids because "you are perfect exactly the way god made you" even though he got lipo and hair plugs and covers up his beautiful god-given skin with Ronseal etc
Don't normally do posts like this coz cosmetic surgery is fine, go for it, babe, and
Don't normally do posts like this coz cosmetic surgery is fine, go for it, babe, and
March 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Donald Trump going on and on about banning the trans kids because "you are perfect exactly the way god made you" even though he got lipo and hair plugs and covers up his beautiful god-given skin with Ronseal etc
Don't normally do posts like this coz cosmetic surgery is fine, go for it, babe, and
Don't normally do posts like this coz cosmetic surgery is fine, go for it, babe, and
Billy needs to lay off the Ronseal.
September 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Billy needs to lay off the Ronseal.
Should you be wanting to recreate this colour for your home:
Farrow & Ball: Gammonia
Dulux: Thrombosis Vermillion
Crown: Aiya Napa Nonce
Ronseal: Dwarf Pansy
Farrow & Ball: Gammonia
Dulux: Thrombosis Vermillion
Crown: Aiya Napa Nonce
Ronseal: Dwarf Pansy
August 8, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Should you be wanting to recreate this colour for your home:
Farrow & Ball: Gammonia
Dulux: Thrombosis Vermillion
Crown: Aiya Napa Nonce
Ronseal: Dwarf Pansy
Farrow & Ball: Gammonia
Dulux: Thrombosis Vermillion
Crown: Aiya Napa Nonce
Ronseal: Dwarf Pansy
Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11413383
From the 'Ronseal Pop' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ronsealpop/popular/ #RonsealPop
From the 'Ronseal Pop' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ronsealpop/popular/ #RonsealPop
December 3, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11413383
From the 'Ronseal Pop' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ronsealpop/popular/ #RonsealPop
From the 'Ronseal Pop' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ronsealpop/popular/ #RonsealPop