DJ ROOMBA IN THE HOUSE
October 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
DJ ROOMBA IN THE HOUSE
This, too, is Roomba Theory
November 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
This, too, is Roomba Theory
Roomba Christ is my favorite Christ.
November 1, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Roomba Christ is my favorite Christ.
Jordin Canada bounces around like a roomba at 10000x speed
November 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Jordin Canada bounces around like a roomba at 10000x speed
roomba just scared the fuck out of me when it started up all of a sudden
November 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
roomba just scared the fuck out of me when it started up all of a sudden
the roomba yearns for the mines (the one spot under my dining room table where it always gets stuck)
November 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
the roomba yearns for the mines (the one spot under my dining room table where it always gets stuck)
is using “roomba” like “kleenex” stolen valor? bc mine is definitely a SHARK CLEAN
November 1, 2026 at 1:27 PM
is using “roomba” like “kleenex” stolen valor? bc mine is definitely a SHARK CLEAN
Roomba picking up extra shifts
October 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Roomba picking up extra shifts
Strategy Cheese, desperate to be an influential ~defense intellectual~, reduced to spending all his time devising ex post facto rationalizations for how the Brownian motion of a Roomba with cerebrovascular disease is operating in harmony with his theories.
October 30, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Strategy Cheese, desperate to be an influential ~defense intellectual~, reduced to spending all his time devising ex post facto rationalizations for how the Brownian motion of a Roomba with cerebrovascular disease is operating in harmony with his theories.
In a Roomba, however...
Rooster Roomba
ALT: Rooster Roomba
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November 1, 2026 at 1:50 AM
In a Roomba, however...
Do people with a roomba find it genuinely helps or is it a novelty and you still have a vacuum cleaner, too?
November 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Do people with a roomba find it genuinely helps or is it a novelty and you still have a vacuum cleaner, too?
Have fun at the Roomba rodeo! You’ll get first place!
Doudou Oye the Cat Rides Roomba
ALT: Doudou Oye the Cat Rides Roomba
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November 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Have fun at the Roomba rodeo! You’ll get first place!
Normalize Feral Roomba
Thinking back to 2022, when we couldn't find our Roomba for weeks, worried it had gone feral, roaming the forests.
We found it inside a coffin decoration with collapsing cloth sides. It had nestled up against a human skeleton, been carried out to the porch, joined the ghouls in their reveries.
We found it inside a coffin decoration with collapsing cloth sides. It had nestled up against a human skeleton, been carried out to the porch, joined the ghouls in their reveries.
October 31, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Normalize Feral Roomba
I’m two days into having a roomba and I already feel like I’m living in the future
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I’m two days into having a roomba and I already feel like I’m living in the future
are we hitting pickaxe this weekend? is grandpa just tired? is he actually worried about the midterms?
just another day in 2026
just another day in 2026
Roomba Bomb Cleaner
Alt: Roomba Bomb Cleaner
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October 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
are we hitting pickaxe this weekend? is grandpa just tired? is he actually worried about the midterms?
just another day in 2026
just another day in 2026
A roomba out of battery life could over take Trump. Mandami is overtaking almost all politicians!
November 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
A roomba out of battery life could over take Trump. Mandami is overtaking almost all politicians!
yeah 'president buttons' is as valid as the roomba model bsky.app/profile/aben...
I think the buttons model is extremely valid
Explains the military parade as well -- it's just one of the things he knows that you can do with the job and he wants to do all of them before his infection spreads
Children do this in the elevator
Explains the military parade as well -- it's just one of the things he knows that you can do with the job and he wants to do all of them before his infection spreads
Children do this in the elevator
November 2, 2026 at 5:09 PM
yeah 'president buttons' is as valid as the roomba model bsky.app/profile/aben...
Kevin owns multiple antique firearms. I think he should Blast The Roomba to Oblivion
November 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Kevin owns multiple antique firearms. I think he should Blast The Roomba to Oblivion
The Roomba has been incapacitated with an H&R Model 999 Sportsman
November 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The Roomba has been incapacitated with an H&R Model 999 Sportsman
President Roomba open mic poetry slam.
This Trump event has gone on for so long that CNN, MS NOW, Newsmax, and Fox News have all cut away at various points. Burgum is now rambling at the mic. He and Trump have been freestyling for 45 minutes and counting.
November 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
President Roomba open mic poetry slam.
Yeah, but can you crucify a Roomba™? 😈😈😈
November 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Yeah, but can you crucify a Roomba™? 😈😈😈