#RoommateChronicles
Scott: My body is young. Fresh. Sexy. ...Haha!
#RoommateChronicles #DrunkScott
November 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Scott: I meant master Scott. I did
#RoommateChronicles #DrunkScott
November 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Me and @giraffeylove: uh huh
Scott: Don't uh huh me. It's "yes Scott master!"
#RoommateChronicles
November 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
My roommate has been in the bathroom for an HOUR. And I'm pretty sure there was a Skype conversation involved. #RoommateChronicles
November 20, 2024 at 1:31 AM
And new roommate brought a body cooler with her. #RoommateChronicles are back.
November 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Strongly considering bringing back the #RoommateChronicles. This is too much.
November 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Snoring. Not okay the night before a test. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 6:01 PM
There's a possibility that #RoommateChronicles will be retired and turned into #RoommateAdventures next semester. Moving in with friends!
November 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
If roommate's iPod goes off between 5-7 in the morning again, it will be chucked out the window. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Why my roommate thinks waking me up well before my alarm is a good idea is beyond me. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Me: Can you leave the blinds flipped? The sun shines right in my face in the am RM: *opens blinds* is that ok? Me: no... #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Roommate is now snoring. I'm displeased. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Actually, she just sings. All. The. Time. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Roommate sings in the shower... even in the dorms. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:47 PM
New roommate is a beautiful, beautiful person #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Roommate closed the window so no fresh air was getting in the room. Sitting in here dying before I realized it. #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
New roommate came in early this morning. #RoommateChronicles are on!
November 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
New roommate still hasn't shown up. We might not have #RoommateChronicles after all...
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I should really get out of bed. New roommate comes today. And we will find out if we have another season of the #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Talking to the new roomie. We may or may not have a whole new adventure in the #RoommateChronicles ahead of us. #timewilltell
November 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Florida has a dude eating faces. Maryland? We have a dude eating the brain and heart of his roommate. I'll take my #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Roommate: "I don't have a lot of free time!" #areyoukiddingme? #turnofftheTV #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Whatever they're watching, it's about some guys big, gross toe nails. #forgetdinner #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Anyone wanna take bets on whether or not the roommate goes to class today? #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Boyfriend: "I didn't eat from 6 last night until 2 this afternoon. That's 16 hours!!!" Actually, it's 20... #RoommateChronicles
November 19, 2024 at 4:51 PM