Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Sex Criminals
July 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Sex Criminals
Sir Rosencrantz, Knight of Hearts
December 3, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Sir Rosencrantz, Knight of Hearts
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont
June 7, 2026 at 8:09 PM
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont
rosencrantz and guildenstern are horny
One Night Only should've had like a guerilla army of bisexuals or something that you just kinda see having their own subplot on the fringes of the movie. They keep plotting schemes but repeatedly get distracted by sucking and fucking. Could’ve been funny
August 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
rosencrantz and guildenstern are horny
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t.
September 19, 2026 at 10:58 PM
So Guildenstern and Rosencrantz go to’t.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Cringe
September 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Cringe
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have got to be the original blowjob brothers right
June 3, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have got to be the original blowjob brothers right
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Iran Things that Got Memory Holed, Including the So-Called Negotiators, Steve and Jared
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There are a number of facts about Iran that are being memory holed by significant swaths of the public. There’s the fact that Iran’s conflict with the west doesn’t just go back 47 years, to 1979, when...
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March 1, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are coming to Fortnite
August 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are coming to Fortnite
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
October 4, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
The third Mario movie should be a straight adaptation of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with Wario and Waluigi.
April 3, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The third Mario movie should be a straight adaptation of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead but with Wario and Waluigi.
Rosencranz and Guildenstern Are Doomed
August 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Rosencranz and Guildenstern Are Doomed
rosencrantz & guildenstern sounds like the most annoying bar in williamsburg brooklyn
December 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
rosencrantz & guildenstern sounds like the most annoying bar in williamsburg brooklyn
Had to watch Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead this morning. So many good lines, but toward the end:
Guildenstern : I don't believe in it anyway.
Rosencrantz : What?
Guildenstern : England.
Rosencrantz : Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?
Guildenstern : I don't believe in it anyway.
Rosencrantz : What?
Guildenstern : England.
Rosencrantz : Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?
December 17, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Had to watch Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead this morning. So many good lines, but toward the end:
Guildenstern : I don't believe in it anyway.
Rosencrantz : What?
Guildenstern : England.
Rosencrantz : Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?
Guildenstern : I don't believe in it anyway.
Rosencrantz : What?
Guildenstern : England.
Rosencrantz : Just a conspiracy of cartographers, then?
Autistic people enjoy parallel play? Well, first of all it's called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
March 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Autistic people enjoy parallel play? Well, first of all it's called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
*awkwardly meeting a new gay couple* so which one of you is the rosencrantz
March 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
*awkwardly meeting a new gay couple* so which one of you is the rosencrantz
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Tariffed
January 17, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Tariffed
Ask straight couples which one is the Rosencrantz and which one is the Guildenstern.
June 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Ask straight couples which one is the Rosencrantz and which one is the Guildenstern.
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Cancelled
August 30, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Cancelled
Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.
August 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Wayne’s World, Waiting For Godot, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead and Beavis And Butthead are all part of my favorite genre: two stupid guys that are occasionally very smart by accident.
rosencrantz and guildenstern give head
June 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
rosencrantz and guildenstern give head
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dads! They’re adopting ^_^
rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead to their conservative families but running a lovely antique shop in vermont
June 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dads! They’re adopting ^_^
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no. Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats
Guildenstern: No, no, what you've been is not on boats
Guildenstern: No, no, no. Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats
Guildenstern: No, no, what you've been is not on boats
March 15, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Rosencrantz: Do you think Death could possibly be a boat?
Guildenstern: No, no, no. Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats
Guildenstern: No, no, what you've been is not on boats
Guildenstern: No, no, no. Death is not. Death isn't. Take my meaning? Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not be on a boat.
Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats
Guildenstern: No, no, what you've been is not on boats
Vagrant Story
Rosencrantz, the picnic police.
Rosencrantz, the picnic police.
February 12, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Vagrant Story
Rosencrantz, the picnic police.
Rosencrantz, the picnic police.
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Horny
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Death of a pornography salesman
Death of a pornography salesman
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A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
January 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Horny