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(looks at family photos on interviewer's desk)

Your wife is hot!
August 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
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August 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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What's with the interrogation? #RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words
August 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Forty hours every week?
August 20, 2026 at 12:13 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Thank you, Mister Dumbass!

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August 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Murder? He deserved it!
August 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words I plead the Fifth
August 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
torgodog.bsky.social
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What a stupid question!
August 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Mom, do you douche?

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August 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
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August 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
catbirder27.bsky.social
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words Can we day drink?
August 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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How much paid vacation?
August 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
I'm still learning how to count

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August 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
torgodog.bsky.social
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Well, I look sober.
August 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words is health insurance included?
August 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
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August 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
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August 20, 2026 at 1:39 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
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August 20, 2026 at 1:01 AM
catbirder27.bsky.social
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Wait - hashtag just dropped
August 20, 2026 at 12:39 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
I'm Barron Trump's accountant

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August 20, 2026 at 12:50 AM
torgodog.bsky.social
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Being white isn't enough?
August 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words I work too hard
August 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Rim, blow, or hand?

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August 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
justsomelady.bsky.social
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words is common sense required?
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August 20, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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August 20, 2026 at 2:04 AM