#Rumpelstiltzkin
Me to Rumpelstiltzkin before pulling the trap door lever that takes him back to his cell.
You're free to go at any time of course, just up that hallway. Good luck to you!
July 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Rumpelstiltzkin!
July 31, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Rumpelstiltzkin is the type of guy to put half his soul into an object so he can't be destroyed.
March 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
two candidates to be interesting individuals that bring different things to the relationship; if there's a resurrection, it had better cost a lot.

Fairy tales: Rapunzel, The Seven Ravens, Rumpelstiltzkin, The Bremen Town Musicians, Bluebeard, Little Red Riding Hood
March 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
rumpelstiltzkin
June 24, 2023 at 5:56 AM
Words fail me. Just a cascade of failures got us here. The media can't/won't hold GOP congressionals on record (do you support this statement of babyman president?) and there's a separate media environment to spin this better than Rumpelstiltzkin.

And Dems not playing McConnell-esque hardball.
Good morning.
What is normal is no more.
This is dystopian and it is our reality:
news.sky.com/story/politi...
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Practicing my drop kicks for fun and Rumpelstiltzkin walked into the barn, and I accidentally landed on him and smeared him against the wall, and he twisted really violently and all his bones made popping and cracking noises. I know he's a huge asshole, but I'm really worried.
July 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
July 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Once Upon a Time. I felt After the Peter Pan arc, they made a mistake in bringing back Rumpelstiltzkin right away, if at all. I felt his story was complete. But I stayed watching in spite of my feeling there was a decline.

Then Dark Emma proved it fell too far and I could not watch anymore.
June 19, 2026 at 3:53 AM
On September 27, 1990, TV show 'Timeless Tales from Hallmark' aired episode "Rumpelstiltzkin"
September 27, 2026 at 7:24 AM
buying things on a phone is like making a deal with a rumpelstiltzkin or fairy or other impish creature, too small and tricksy, too easy to accidentally bump into premium subscription buttons by having it in your pocket
March 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Obama's agreement didn't involve military superiority...I guess? 🤷‍♂️

I don't think Rumpelstiltzkin could spin this one into gold.
June 18, 2026 at 1:48 PM
An old carny mate of mine is working with us at the moment & it was nice to have a bit of a reminisce about Rumpel this morning.

We both agreed this old showreel really captured his chaotic essence.
September 17, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I don’t mind if you do. I respond to both Cholula and my Rumpelstiltzkin-ass shoot name for everyone’s convenience 😂❤️
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Did you see their press release which tried to spin the reporting like Rumpelstiltzkin? Because that's the sure sign of a company on the up-and-up.
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
And that bad now status quo is sustained through application of that Great US military. It's an admission of failure spun to put Rumpelstiltzkin to shame.
June 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Rumpelstiltzkin thinking. Someday someone's going to serve the perfect burn or trap them in a fallacy and they'll they'll stamp their little feet so hard they'll smash themselves into pieces.
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
As a foreigner, I have no choice but to believe this is you switching from demons to the fey as patrons, which is a shame because Oberon only wants Spirk stories and sequels to the DS9 Rumpelstiltzkin episode 24/7.
Unsure what the smell refers to. Maybe peaseblossom?
May 11, 2026 at 10:55 AM
July 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I swear blizzard is under some kind of rumpelstiltzkin curse that makes whatever they produce stupid and racist
August 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oh, I heard this one before....

Rumpelstiltzkin!
Any guesses on the new fella's name? Julius III? Innocent XI?
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It looks like Rumpelstiltzkin projectile vomited in the Oval Office.
August 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Coming soon - #Rumpelstiltzkin of #TheBlueFairyBook from #TheLangFairyBooks

A #fairytale of tricky helpers, mass quantities of gold, and a high stakes guessing game.

Here are the #HenryJusticeFord illustrations.
May 15, 2026 at 5:01 AM
For #FairyTaleTuesday, we've got the illustration of #Rumpelstiltzkin or #Rumpelstiltskin if you prefer from #TheBlueFairyBook by #HenryJusticeFord along with pictures from #HappilyNEverAfter #Shrek #ShrekForeverAfter and #OnceUponaTime
May 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I’ll never truly know if my mom had a crush on her or not, but I’ve never seen a picture of this woman and I can only guess as to how she looked in the 70s when this all went down.

IN ANY CASE, that’s the story of my unique name that only a lucky few have seen. Rumpelstiltzkin ain’t got shit on me!
September 23, 2023 at 2:38 AM