#RustOleum
Well I understand the makers of Rustoleum 245221 All Surface Metallic Pure Gold All Surface Spray Paint took a huge hit.
November 4, 2026 at 9:33 PM
my life is very thrilling because when I put rusty metal in the rustoleum, i get excited about it.
November 10, 2026 at 12:47 AM
what a few hours in a rustoleum bath will do for a motherfucker
November 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
You know that thing will be spray painted bright, shiny, Rustoleum gold by the time it’s finished. 😂
November 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Found the article, the crux: "Every national newspaper and many foreign ones have run these stories. The worst of them go along these lines: Joe Sixpack, a furloughed foreman at a factory that makes American flags for coal miners, is seated in a booth at the Heartland Café in Rustoleum, Ohio.
November 8, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Its not even the same color of gold! You just can't be switching from Krylon to Rustoleum for different jobs in the sane room like that!
November 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
I see that on fences and doors. I called it Seattle orange, but Rustoleum is appropriate
November 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
How long before he breaks out the gold Rustoleum?
November 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
NW Portland went through a challenging rustoleum orange phase a few years back.
November 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Over $5M to re-gild bronze statues from the 1950's that had lost their gilding before. And no doubt it was as you say, a crappy no-bid job meant to pocket more cash. Would have been better to use Rustoleum.
November 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Rustoleum has quality probably som off brand cheap shit
November 1, 2026 at 11:05 PM
It was Rustoleum.
November 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
The no-bid contractors made bank. Rustoleum gold usually lasts longer than one season.
November 1, 2026 at 12:23 AM
5 million bucks for Rustoleum Gilt Gold spray paint?
Irish Star: Trump wasted $5M to coat horse statues in 24-Karat gold. The statues appeared to melt in the Autumn sunshine, meaning 24-Karat gold was not used and it’s deteriorating after just mere months.

Five million dollars could have fed hungry kids.

#WhereIsTheMoney?
November 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
it aint rustoleum!!!!! 😂
November 1, 2026 at 9:47 AM
he didnt use rustoleum....
November 2, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Only Rustoleum wouldn't be falling apart already... so it was something even worse.
November 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
There have been discussions about how to protect the things that are most important to protect

To prevent someone from coming along with a pile of money and painting, gold RustOleum over that brick road and diverting leading to the cheesecake factory on the hill
November 5, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I applaud Alaska Democrats for finally playing by the rules of the playground.

Republicans are so fucking nasty and counterproductive to everything meaningful up there.

I think it will be hilarious if Ohio Rustoleum nepo baby Dan Sullivan (incumbent) gets booted.

Fuck him and his loser staff.
November 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM
another scam. Probably some gold colored rustoleum they sprayed out of a can.
November 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This is what happens when you mix Rustoleum with Crayola.
October 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
If I didn't know better, I'd say these statues were painted with gold Rustoleum and someone got a $4,999,000,000 kickback.
October 30, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Cases upon cases of Gold Rustoleum?
October 28, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It's really perfect. From thumbing through fabric swatches & buying comfy cushions to gilding the WH with Rustoleum spray paint, he's more comfortable "decorating" than governing. I'm surprised he hasn't commissioned new China with his face on it.
October 29, 2026 at 11:51 AM