Google: I literally have no idea who you are
Me: It's me, I'm on a different computer. Here's my password
Google: I'm going to need to speak to Sacha
Me: I AM Sacha!!!
Google: Yo Sacha
Me: Yeah?!
Google: There's some ugly weirdo pretending to be you
Google: I literally have no idea who you are
Me: It's me, I'm on a different computer. Here's my password
Google: I'm going to need to speak to Sacha
Me: I AM Sacha!!!
Google: Yo Sacha
Me: Yeah?!
Google: There's some ugly weirdo pretending to be you
Sacha's mum: Sacha?
Sacha: *Frozen in place in the cereal aisle*
Sacha's mum: Hey, Sacha!
Sacha: I'd like oats.
Sacha's mum: I don't think you'd like oats...
Sacha: I like oats now.
Sacha's mum: Are you ok?
Sacha: I like oats now.
Sacha's mum: Sacha?
Sacha: *Frozen in place in the cereal aisle*
Sacha's mum: Hey, Sacha!
Sacha: I'd like oats.
Sacha's mum: I don't think you'd like oats...
Sacha: I like oats now.
Sacha's mum: Are you ok?
Sacha: I like oats now.
patreon reward for Sacha
patreon reward for Sacha
Carve it into my gravestone x
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Carve it into my gravestone x
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Sacha at 7: I want to be a palaeontologist.
Sacha at 9: I want to be an animator.
Sacha at 18: I want to be a speech therapist.
Sacha at 23: I want to be David Attenborough
Sacha at 28: I want to be a curator.
Sacha at 37: I want to be a dinosaur.
Sacha at 7: I want to be a palaeontologist.
Sacha at 9: I want to be an animator.
Sacha at 18: I want to be a speech therapist.
Sacha at 23: I want to be David Attenborough
Sacha at 28: I want to be a curator.
Sacha at 37: I want to be a dinosaur.