William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
October 1, 2024 at 3:23 PM
William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior
Safire - Manhattan, NY
April 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Safire - Manhattan, NY
Holding wrestlers like a baby with Safire Reed
September 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Holding wrestlers like a baby with Safire Reed
Take a seat, Safire
May 31, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Take a seat, Safire
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William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior
NEW YORK–Stopping for lunch at a Manhattan Burger King, New York Times ’On Language’ columnist William Safire ordered two "Whoppers Junior" Monday. "A majority of Burger King patrons operate under the...
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December 1, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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"I coulda had class. I coulda been William Safire instead of a bum, which is what I am."
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"I coulda had class. I coulda been William Safire instead of a bum, which is what I am."
William Safire carves one jack of lantern
September 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
William Safire carves one jack of lantern
William Safire has a name, you know
July 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
William Safire has a name, you know
RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR
GAME REFUGE/SAFIRE 1998
N64
GAME REFUGE/SAFIRE 1998
N64
June 2, 2024 at 2:01 PM
RAMPAGE WORLD TOUR
GAME REFUGE/SAFIRE 1998
N64
GAME REFUGE/SAFIRE 1998
N64
July 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The cuppa has been sullied. Abhorrent behaviour from the commoner, Safire Reed! #EVEwrestling #chocopro
October 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The cuppa has been sullied. Abhorrent behaviour from the commoner, Safire Reed! #EVEwrestling #chocopro
shoulda said William Safire carves two jacks of lantern goddammit
October 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
shoulda said William Safire carves two jacks of lantern goddammit
Sketchbook: Safire, seated
Japanese watercolor on paper
14x11”
Japanese watercolor on paper
14x11”
April 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sketchbook: Safire, seated
Japanese watercolor on paper
14x11”
Japanese watercolor on paper
14x11”
Safire wept (with joy)
William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior
NEW YORK–Stopping for lunch at a Manhattan Burger King, New York Times ’On Language’ columnist William Safire ordered two "Whoppers Junior" Monday. "A majority of Burger King patrons operate under the...
theonion.com
August 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Safire wept (with joy)
Figure studies
Chalk pastel on newsprint
Safire Hikari
1:1 session
Chalk pastel on newsprint
Safire Hikari
1:1 session
April 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Figure studies
Chalk pastel on newsprint
Safire Hikari
1:1 session
Chalk pastel on newsprint
Safire Hikari
1:1 session
remembering the classic onion
December 4, 2024 at 2:21 AM
remembering the classic onion
man oh man the way i had designs on becoming the wp's william safire and oh well that was a nice little fantasy
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
man oh man the way i had designs on becoming the wp's william safire and oh well that was a nice little fantasy
“The data were permanently lost” ok William Safire we’re all very impressed
January 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“The data were permanently lost” ok William Safire we’re all very impressed