#SARvPOR
A new #FallenLeavesPod is online! ❤️🌲

Topics:
🏟️VIP Seats in front of the SG Section?
🏖️ #SARvPOR | Sarasota Recap
🤔To much focus on defensive signings?
🦝 #PORvKNX | Knoxville Preview

#UpTheHearts #TheWaySoccerShouldBe #Maine #USL

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61 - No Joy in the Paradise
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April 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It's 2-0 now, shortly before the break and 1-5 goals in the "Snowbird Derby".

It's 02:25AM ... and this friendly pisses me off. FOR FUCKS SAKE! #SARvPOR

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July 30, 2026 at 12:26 AM
A new #FallenLeavesPod was published! ♥️🌲

Topics:
🟢 #AVvPOR | AV Alta Recap
🏖️ #SARvPOR | Sarasota Preview
🤔Decent defense or just meh offense?
🔎Khalid?

#UpTheHearts #USL #AVAlta #Maine

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60 - A Fist Fight in the Burning Barn
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March 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Sarasota Paradise: 1 (1.12 xG)
vs
Portland Hearts of Pine: 0 (0.35 xG)

#SARvPOR | #Paradise | #heartsofpine | #USLLeagueOne | 🤖⚽
April 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
My #UpTheHearts play with their A-Squad [outside of their goalie] ... and one of three Sarasota-Trialists scored for the 1-0 lead.

Hearts are now 0-3 of [in]official matches vs Sarasota and 1-4 goals.

Y.I.K.E.S! 👋 @rivercity93.bsky.social #SARvPOR
July 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
It seems, there is a [busty, for sure] god!

Bobby made some vital changes in our #SARvPOR Starting XI.

Emi finally gets more than 20 minutes, JT & Ollie get a rest. Tino, Kidd & Huck start and KHALID HERSI is on the bench!

That's interesting! 👋 @oldboot.bsky.social @smilingstrange.bsky.social
March 28, 2026 at 11:42 PM
FT of my re-watch of #SARvPOR. 1-0.

To be frank ... an old man who lost his wooden teeth has more bite, than our #UpTheHearts have currently.

ZERO shots on target, many slip ups which Sarasota used and still only one game where we scored goals.

Yikes!
April 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
FT at #SARvPOR.

After a so dire first half, that the NISA would claimed it as their own ... our Hearts scored two late goals, after a better 2nd half, to get us even.

We're now 3:5 goals and 1/9 points against Sarasota.

#UpTheHearts
July 30, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I'm secretly also watching the #UpTheHearts friendly I didn't want to watch in the first place.

We're bad ... really. How can we use two friendlies and look worse off, than playing vs Omaha & Boise? Yikes ...

Three-Trialists-Sarasota looks WAY more into the match.

#SARvPOR
July 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It's Friday and as I wouldn't be sick enough already [coughing & the flu], I'm now re-watching #SARvPOR.

Because someone needs to make the #FallenLeavesPod and I have to recap this mess.

🙏Bless my Nougat Soul ...

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April 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
FT at #SARvPOR. 1-0.

Yeah, it's easier to say what went good, than wat currently goes wrong with our #UpTheHearts.

A lucky deflection brings Sarasota their first L1 win, but even outside of that, they were the better team, while we looked quite lost.

Huck was decent tho.
March 29, 2026 at 1:52 AM
HT at #SARvPOR. 1-0.

Nothing new on the western front [from my country].

Sarasota the better team, we - outside of Tyler Huck - look lost, like drunk people in a corn maze.

Not sure, what's bugging the team this season, but it bites us in our asss. #UTFH
March 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I'd sell my liver, if that means ... that our #UpTheHearts would have Injury Reports before matches.

Witout that, it's just guessing and the mood of many is not good. #SARvPOR
March 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Sarasota clearly the better team so far. Welp.

#SARvPOR
March 29, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Whatever happened to our team, needs to stop.

Is it a sickness? Is it a coaching problem? Are it visa-issues?

Our team looks off since game one and they look completely bamboozled, like they never kicked a ball together.

#SARvPOR #UpTheHearts
March 28, 2026 at 11:59 PM
FUCK. #SARvPOR
March 28, 2026 at 11:46 PM
g+ GameFlow: USL League One Regular Season Sarasota Paradise v Portland Hearts of Pine on March 28, 2026. #SARvPOR ⚽️🤖
April 7, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Sarasota Paradise 1 : 0 Portland Hearts of Pine

▫ Interceptions: 5 - 9
▫ Challenges: 10 - 10
▫ Clearances: 18 - 22
▫ Recoveries: 33 - 39
▫ Blocked Passes: 3 - 9
▫ Tackles: 9 - 15

#SARvPOR
April 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sarasota Paradise 1 : 0 Portland Hearts of Pine

▫ Passes into final 1/3: 27 - 48
▫ Passes in final 1/3: 45 - 75
▫ Passes into opp. box: 11 - 6

#SARvPOR
April 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sarasota Paradise 1-0 Portland

Passes per shot sequence: SAR 5.3-2.6 POR
Avg Progression to shot (m): SAR 36.6-28 POR

Shots: SAR 13-7 POR
xG: SAR 1.73-0.65 POR
xG (open play): SAR 1.66-0.38 POR
xG (dead ball): SAR 0.07-0.27 POR

#USL #SARvPOR #Paradise #UpTheHearts
April 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM