Marina says cheese, Pearl says wow 👀
September 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Marina says cheese, Pearl says wow 👀
Adjudicated rapist says what?
May 24, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Adjudicated rapist says what?
This billboard says it all.
January 14, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This billboard says it all.
What Banksy says…
December 4, 2024 at 8:59 PM
What Banksy says…
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character https://theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-you-want-says-fictional-character-1819566934/
September 28, 2026 at 2:00 PM
You Can Be Anything You Want, Says Fictional Character https://theonion.com/you-can-be-anything-you-want-says-fictional-character-1819566934/
Tulip says. HI
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Tulip says. HI
This says it all
Elon Musk to reporter: “We post our actions to the DOGE website. All of our actions are maximally transparent. I don’t know of a case where an organization has been more transparent than the DOGE organization.”
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
Here’s the doge.gov website IN ITS ENTIRETY. It’s literally a blank page!
February 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This says it all
He says it low, but he says it
September 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
He says it low, but he says it
This is what a real leader says.
August 27, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This is what a real leader says.
The title really says it all.
September 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The title really says it all.
Tulip says ELLO !!
December 4, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Tulip says ELLO !!
Nothing says confidence like a 22-state emergency tour..
September 28, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Nothing says confidence like a 22-state emergency tour..
Tulip says.. ELLO
January 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Tulip says.. ELLO
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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December 18, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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What a decent President says.
April 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
What a decent President says.
Because Dear Leader Says So...
June 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Because Dear Leader Says So...
ok who says that last one
June 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
ok who says that last one
the bag says sʜᴀʀᴇ sɪᴢᴇ
but my heart says sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ
but my heart says sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ
November 17, 2024 at 3:44 PM
the bag says sʜᴀʀᴇ sɪᴢᴇ
but my heart says sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ
but my heart says sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ