#SCALP
Dying at "fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP"
September 22, 2026 at 5:15 PM
🚀🇬🇧🇫🇷 Crimea… Storm Shadow/Scalp threat!
December 19, 2024 at 11:39 AM
The autopsy report also revealed that at the back of Nolan Wells' head: TWO dark red-purple subcutaneous scalp contusions (bruises), each measuring about two inches.
September 25, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Storm Shadow/SCALP-EG on its way to Russian targets.
December 18, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Feels more like a surrender scalp itch
September 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
i’m not sure who else needs to see this
April 20, 2024 at 12:30 AM
yoship you gotta just scalp this guy
June 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
France and Britain also allowed Ukraine to strike deep into Russian territory with their SCALP/Storm Shadow missiles.

www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/202...
France and UK authorise strikes deep into Russia with SCALP and Storm Shadow missiles – Le Figaro
France and the UK, following the US, have reportedly granted Ukraine permission to use their long-range SCALP and Storm Shadow missiles for strikes on Russian territory.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 18, 2024 at 3:01 AM
France gave Ukraine the green light to use SCALP missiles inside russia
November 23, 2024 at 9:42 PM
hard-on so strong it's pulling on my scalp skin a little bit
September 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Dear MAGfest

Stop letting these fucking clowns sell and scalp at your show
January 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
yes but I'm not sure how that affects a dry scalp
September 22, 2026 at 2:57 AM
That hair to scalp ratio is tipping.
Tell you what - try as he might to be scary, I'm never gonna be afraid of a guy who looks like this.

Might be afraid of his smell, but never him. Decaying old pervert. 🤷🏼‍♂️
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
❗️Ukraine is negotiating with France to secure a license for domestic production of SCALP cruise missiles, Digital Transformation Minister Mykhailo Fedorov said. SCALP is one of the most technologically complex cruise missiles currently in service. #Ukraine
June 29, 2026 at 9:05 PM
TFW the breeze hits your scalp
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This fucking rancid white man (Jesse Watters) is blaming the California fires on Natives.

Nice scalp you got there Jesse. Be a shame if something “happened to it.”
January 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
⚡️ SCALP cruise missiles struck a Russian UAV storage site near Donetsk airport overnight on April 14.

The strike was carried out by the Ukrainian Air Force using SCALP missiles and GBU-39 guided bombs.
April 14, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Imagine getting your scalp claimed by Laura Loomer. Fucking humiliating. Like getting shot by Elmer Fudd.
One Trump national security official says bluntly: “Too many people here have feared since the [presidential] transition Laura Loomer putting your name on one of her lists. It’s a possibility that is discussed way more than I’d like…
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
Trump Fires NatSec Officials After Meeting With Far-Right Conspiracy Theorist
Trump fired at least six national security officials shortly after meeting with far-right conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer at the White House.
www.rollingstone.com
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🇫🇷France will resume production of SCALP for the first time in 15 years.
July 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
+ SS/Scalp 🇬🇧🇫🇷🚀
November 27, 2024 at 8:27 AM
bug) Viktor using the hexclaw like a scalp massager on Jayce
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Weaksauce hair pull, get closer to the scalp, get it together man
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June 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🇬🇧🇫🇷🇺🇦🚀 The Russians write that 8 Storm Shadow/SCALP missiles were launched. Air alert in Crimea.
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Dandy made scalp biscuits today.
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Storm shadow / SCALP-EG missile fired by a Ukrainian plane against Russian targets.

Source: Telegram / KPSZSU
December 18, 2024 at 6:55 PM