#SCALPELS
Hide your schools, MAGA. We're coming with scalpels, gauze, and sex change kits!
November 4, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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November 4, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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SISTER KNIVES | 90k | Gothic historical mystery with dark comedy elements

In a crumbling 1650s convent, the bodies are piling up. Time for Sister Francesca to dust off her scalpels...
October 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
If anyone knows a medical supply outlet that will sell me sterile disposable scalpels and a sharps bin so I can lance this recurring hidradenitis suppurativa abscess at home myself let me know in the replies

#AusPol
November 4, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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November 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
🎶some girls wander by mistake/ into the path the scalpels make🎶
October 31, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I LOVE UZURI SO MUCH WE'RE BACK TO FLICKING NERVE SCALPELS BABY
October 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
November 2, 2026 at 12:56 AM
whoo-hooo!! bring on the scalpels!!
November 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Rules For Ghosting x Alice Isn't Dead

Dissevered Souls features:
💚 An aro/ace MC
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 A badass lesbian girlfriend
🏳️‍🌈 Actually, everybody is queer
🪽 A guardian angel willing to commit crimes
👀 The ability to see souls, ghosts, and more
🚗 An epic road trip

[ #QuestPit #Q #A #F #S #LGBT ]
November 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
My new scalpels have arrived 🔪🔪🔪
October 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I used to teach sheep heart dissections.

I WASHED AND REUSED a class set of disposable scalpels for ten years.

The absurdity.
November 1, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Currently I'm still having to use sewing pins to pierce the skin, which is why it keeps getting reinflamed and reinfected. But I need to release the pressure from the pus and blood in it if I want relief from the pain & hot cellulitis. I'd rather get some scalpels, I just don't know where from.
November 4, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Dear god, they're doing gender reassignment surgeries on children without anesthesia? And no crayons? I hope they're not using those rounded scissors as scalpels.
October 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm no longer teaching biology (retired) so I cannot help with this project. I've hung up my wax trays and dissection scalpels for good.
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November 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
gore cw //

ppl dont like the fact that we cut our sores open with scalpels or literally once sat there for two hours digging a blocked pore out of our chest with tweezers and a knife to "solve" the problem once and for all bc our brain wouldnt stop screaming. cant romanticize that now can we
October 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
@questpit.bsky.social #questpit
SISTER KNIVES | 90k | Historical mystery with gothic & dark comedy elements - multiple fulls out

In a crumbling 1650s convent, the bodies are piling up. Time for Sister Francesca to dust off her scalpels...

#Q #A #Histfic #MY
November 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
They will save us from the communist sharia law trannies with scalpels raiding our schools by doing NOTHING, because they dont exist. easy. dumBest damn cult ever.
November 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Surely it can't be that hard to diy it, I'll buy some scalpels and some thread, get a dremel to shave down the bones and I'll be good...
I'm so fucking ugly, I should just kill myself.

I'm never gonna be able to afford the FFS I need to look human, but every other transfemme seems to get it so easy.

I'm disgusting, I'm hideous, I'm the ugly piece of shit everyone points at and laughs
November 2, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Exactly. We barely have enough money for staplers and post its. There certainly isn’t any money in the budget for scalpels. 🤪🤪🤪
November 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
“Hi! I’m Ms. Stevens and I teach 3rd grade. Please help me provide for the little ones! My Amazon Wish List includes an autoclave, scalpels and suture needles.”
October 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I think it’s worse. Various supplements have been sold since time immemorial, but most of them just do nothing but get excreted. (Altho some are indeed physically harmful). Start involving needles and scalpels and things get even more dangerous.

All this instead of actually getting good at sex.
October 30, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Surgical hand signals allow surgeons to request instruments quickly and clearly without interrupting a procedure. Gestures for scalpels, forceps, scissors, sutures, and other tools help operating room teams communicate efficiently, maintain sterility, and improve coordination during surgery.
November 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
which is hotter for a monster girl biologist

independent scientist with a lab secluded in nature using rusty scalpels and calipers on girls she kidnaps or clinician in a world where monster girls are second class citizens doing unethical experiments on them when they come in for routine checkups ?
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Out of scalpels I see…..
Blunt instrument handy.
Had I been in your place, I would’ve imagined myself the surgeon called upon to save the life of………oh, I dunno, the leader of a once great nation……it would have looked ten times worse than your job.😉
November 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM