I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.
February 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I will not be the frog who makes exceptions for scorpions who seem nice.
It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."
June 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."
Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.
May 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.
Lobsters are the mermaids of scorpions
August 11, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Lobsters are the mermaids of scorpions
this is what happens when two scorpions try to ride each other
Trump told Netanyahu he's "fucking crazy," Axios reports. www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...
June 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
this is what happens when two scorpions try to ride each other
The dance of the scorpions continues.
Trump says Israel’s attacks in Lebanon were not coordinated with the U.S. and that he is not happy about them.
June 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The dance of the scorpions continues.
The box I have sent to my enemies labeled "Live Scorpions," containing another, smaller, box also labeled "Live Scorpions" has my enemies asking a lot of questions already answered by the boxes of live scorpions.
January 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The box I have sent to my enemies labeled "Live Scorpions," containing another, smaller, box also labeled "Live Scorpions" has my enemies asking a lot of questions already answered by the boxes of live scorpions.
what if we made room on the frog for more scorpions
March 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
what if we made room on the frog for more scorpions
It's like the parable of the scorpion and the frog but they're both scorpions
Trump told Netanyahu he's "fucking crazy," Axios reports. www.axios.com/2026/06/01/t...
June 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It's like the parable of the scorpion and the frog but they're both scorpions
Scorpions - Still Loving You (Official Video)
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September 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Fun fact : Horseshoe crabs are closely related to spiders, scorpions, and ticks rather than true crabs.
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July 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Fun fact : Horseshoe crabs are closely related to spiders, scorpions, and ticks rather than true crabs.
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Baby scorpions are called scorplings.
January 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Baby scorpions are called scorplings.
Fool Me Once: Do Not Bet On The Nashville Scorpions In Week 14 Because It Is Not A Real Team
Fool Me Once: Do Not Bet On The Nashville Scorpions In Week 14 Because It Is Not A Real Team
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December 5, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Fool Me Once: Do Not Bet On The Nashville Scorpions In Week 14 Because It Is Not A Real Team
With friends like these. Scorpions attack other scorpions www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Opinion | Former Top Pentagon Spokesperson: There’s a ‘Meltdown’ on Hegseth’s Watch
A month of total chaos at the Department of Defense is becoming a major distraction for the Trump administration, writes John Ullyot.
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April 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
With friends like these. Scorpions attack other scorpions www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Scorpions - Big City Nights (Visualizer)
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February 7, 2026 at 9:03 AM
✊🕯️ Wind of Change 🌎 Scorpions 🦂 '90 #Scorpions www.youtube.com/channel/UCcv...
September 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
✊🕯️ Wind of Change 🌎 Scorpions 🦂 '90 #Scorpions www.youtube.com/channel/UCcv...
Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
December 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Remarkable things happening on Facebook.
Another early update
Baby Scorpions!!!!🦂
Baby Scorpions!!!!🦂
September 26, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Another early update
Baby Scorpions!!!!🦂
Baby Scorpions!!!!🦂
Love was a cold bed, full of scorpions
April 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Love was a cold bed, full of scorpions
Jon Chait: The Left made us shove 50 scorpions in your mouth
It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."
June 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Jon Chait: The Left made us shove 50 scorpions in your mouth