My man looks like he played Steven Seagal in a recent Steven Seagal flick
August 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
My man looks like he played Steven Seagal in a recent Steven Seagal flick
Favorite Steven Seagal (true) story:
A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying.
“Are you okay?” the guy asks.
“I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal.
“Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies:
“Me.”
A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying.
“Are you okay?” the guy asks.
“I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal.
“Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies:
“Me.”
The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.
December 7, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Favorite Steven Seagal (true) story:
A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying.
“Are you okay?” the guy asks.
“I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal.
“Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies:
“Me.”
A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying.
“Are you okay?” the guy asks.
“I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal.
“Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies:
“Me.”
The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.
December 7, 2024 at 3:54 PM
The good thing about Steven Seagal movies is that you can just turn off the shit and watch something else.
Steven Seagal is keeping in shape since he moved to Russia. 🇷🇺
June 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Steven Seagal is keeping in shape since he moved to Russia. 🇷🇺
Crew guy: everything ok
Seagal(sobbing):no
Crew(alarmed): whats wrong
Seagal: This script
Crew:what
Seagal: It's so beautiful
Crew(now experiencing vertigo):what
Seagal: I just read this script and it was so beautiful I can't stop crying
Crew:Wow.Who wrote it
Seagal(bawling loudly): me
Seagal(sobbing):no
Crew(alarmed): whats wrong
Seagal: This script
Crew:what
Seagal: It's so beautiful
Crew(now experiencing vertigo):what
Seagal: I just read this script and it was so beautiful I can't stop crying
Crew:Wow.Who wrote it
Seagal(bawling loudly): me
April 10, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Crew guy: everything ok
Seagal(sobbing):no
Crew(alarmed): whats wrong
Seagal: This script
Crew:what
Seagal: It's so beautiful
Crew(now experiencing vertigo):what
Seagal: I just read this script and it was so beautiful I can't stop crying
Crew:Wow.Who wrote it
Seagal(bawling loudly): me
Seagal(sobbing):no
Crew(alarmed): whats wrong
Seagal: This script
Crew:what
Seagal: It's so beautiful
Crew(now experiencing vertigo):what
Seagal: I just read this script and it was so beautiful I can't stop crying
Crew:Wow.Who wrote it
Seagal(bawling loudly): me
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 AM
THE CLANS HEIR IS A TRANS WOMAN (2013) is like Steven Seagal decided to Write/Direct/Star in a love letter to his trans friends, but it looks and feels like every action movie he's made... except Hitoshi Ozawa is way way way way cooler than Seagal.
October 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
- la vem Silene
- q Silene?
- Silene Seagal☝️
- q Silene?
- Silene Seagal☝️
September 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
- la vem Silene
- q Silene?
- Silene Seagal☝️
- q Silene?
- Silene Seagal☝️
Oh Silene Seagal salve-nos Silene Seagal
March 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Oh Silene Seagal salve-nos Silene Seagal
Steampunk Seagal (Formerly Steven Seagal) flaunts his new look
June 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Steampunk Seagal (Formerly Steven Seagal) flaunts his new look
hbo announces stephen seagal as the next harry potter
February 27, 2026 at 12:33 PM
hbo announces stephen seagal as the next harry potter
Steven Seagal guitar solo 10 hrs
September 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Steven Seagal guitar solo 10 hrs
My man looks like he's about to get stabbed in the guts by Steven Seagal
September 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
My man looks like he's about to get stabbed in the guts by Steven Seagal
My original pictures were Seagal vs. Van Damme, but I could not bear to have Steven Seagal represent my country, no matter how richly we deserve it
July 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
My original pictures were Seagal vs. Van Damme, but I could not bear to have Steven Seagal represent my country, no matter how richly we deserve it
July 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
There’s only one way to save America 250 and it’s to return to the Crystal Cave
May 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
There’s only one way to save America 250 and it’s to return to the Crystal Cave
⚡️Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal, other pro-Russian figures.
Ukraine says it shut down an arms trafficking network that funneled weapons from occupied territories and Slovakia to pro-Russian figures, including Steven Seagal, with some distributed as "prizes."
Ukraine says it shut down an arms trafficking network that funneled weapons from occupied territories and Slovakia to pro-Russian figures, including Steven Seagal, with some distributed as "prizes."
Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal, other pro-Russian figures
Ukraine says it shut down an arms trafficking network that funneled weapons from occupied territories and Slovakia to pro-Russian figures, including Steven Seagal and Kim Jong-un, with some distribute...
kyivindependent.com
April 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
⚡️Ukraine shuts down arms network that supplied weapons to Steven Seagal, other pro-Russian figures.
Ukraine says it shut down an arms trafficking network that funneled weapons from occupied territories and Slovakia to pro-Russian figures, including Steven Seagal, with some distributed as "prizes."
Ukraine says it shut down an arms trafficking network that funneled weapons from occupied territories and Slovakia to pro-Russian figures, including Steven Seagal, with some distributed as "prizes."
My man looks like he played Henchman #3 in an old Steven Seagal flick
August 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
My man looks like he played Henchman #3 in an old Steven Seagal flick
So, Steven Seagal seems normal.
March 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
So, Steven Seagal seems normal.
Luigi Mangione is so early-Steven-Seagal-character-coded
December 9, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Luigi Mangione is so early-Steven-Seagal-character-coded
Reacher is like a Steven Seagal movie if he looked like he thinks he does
September 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Reacher is like a Steven Seagal movie if he looked like he thinks he does
