Vivi the half-vampy secretary! ('22)
October 24, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Vivi the half-vampy secretary! ('22)
Elizabeth Warren on Hegseth: "He's not unqualified to be the secretary of defense. He is disqualified to be the secretary of defense."
December 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Elizabeth Warren on Hegseth: "He's not unqualified to be the secretary of defense. He is disqualified to be the secretary of defense."
Thanks and farewell to an incredible Secretary of Transportation.
January 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Thanks and farewell to an incredible Secretary of Transportation.
The Secretary Secretarybird!
July 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The Secretary Secretarybird!
Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.
November 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Polio after hearing RFK was selected as HHS secretary.
Scott Baio, Secretary of Chachi
Danica Patrick, Secretary of 10-W40
Rob Schneider, Secretary of Copies
Danica Patrick, Secretary of 10-W40
Rob Schneider, Secretary of Copies
November 13, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Scott Baio, Secretary of Chachi
Danica Patrick, Secretary of 10-W40
Rob Schneider, Secretary of Copies
Danica Patrick, Secretary of 10-W40
Rob Schneider, Secretary of Copies
Secretary Of Interior Asks Nation’s Help Identifying Leaf
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December 12, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Secretary Of Interior Asks Nation’s Help Identifying Leaf
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Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
May 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
They graded it.
Bwahahaha.
This is a job for Secretary Petey!!!
July 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This is a job for Secretary Petey!!!
“Who’s that in last place?”
“Sir, that’s the Secretary of War Criminals.”
“Sir, that’s the Secretary of War Criminals.”
October 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
“Who’s that in last place?”
“Sir, that’s the Secretary of War Criminals.”
“Sir, that’s the Secretary of War Criminals.”
Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, everybody…
November 21, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, everybody…
Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
April 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Homeland Security Secretary can’t secure her own purse.
Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary
March 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary
Please listen to the UN General Secretary.
June 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Please listen to the UN General Secretary.
The resistance begins.
Axios: Secretary Deb Haaland to run for Governor of New Mexico.
Axios: Secretary Deb Haaland to run for Governor of New Mexico.
December 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
The resistance begins.
Axios: Secretary Deb Haaland to run for Governor of New Mexico.
Axios: Secretary Deb Haaland to run for Governor of New Mexico.
New press secretary 😳🤣
October 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
New press secretary 😳🤣
Give your favorite secretary a hug
August 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Give your favorite secretary a hug
I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
March 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
The Secretary of Defense has a .ru email
So it appears Scott Bessent is now the Commander in Chief, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, Commerce Secretary, Treasury Secretary and global currency trader.
September 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
So it appears Scott Bessent is now the Commander in Chief, Secretary of State, Secretary of Defense, Commerce Secretary, Treasury Secretary and global currency trader.
Deeply embarrassing stuff from the Secretary of Defense
April 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Deeply embarrassing stuff from the Secretary of Defense
MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS
November 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS
HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen
February 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
HHS Secretary Dr. Leo Spacemen