Has anyone reported that we're making a claim to the Southeast Cambodia Sea? If not, spoiler alert. #Cambodia #SECamSea

My people tell me the Paracels are actually the top of an ancient Khmer City known as "Angkor Wat 2." Hence our claim. #Cambodia #SECamSea

It is probably highly unlikely that we will hand the Southeast Cambodia Sea to China once we wrest from the usurpers. #Cambodia #SECamSea

But of course! #SECamSea

China asked why The Hague loves us so much. The secret: Our 1-man charm offensive! #SECamSea #Cambodia #GrumpySokAn

Atlantis' real name was "Poipet 2." So, no rush. #SECamSea #Cambodia

So, Abe tried to lecture me about the South China Sea. I had to let him know it's the Southeast Cambodia Sea now. #Cambodia #SECamSea

That little truth bomb left him literally speechless. He obviously hasn't thought this issue through like I have! #Cambodia #SECamSea