“to get the shrimps, you must be the shrimps”
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 AM
“to get the shrimps, you must be the shrimps”
can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat
June 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat
Endless shrimps for @wideshark.evilfurs.org !
September 17, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Endless shrimps for @wideshark.evilfurs.org !
shrimps is bugs
December 28, 2024 at 8:07 PM
shrimps is bugs
broke: shrimps is bugs
bespoke: bees is shrimps
bespoke: bees is shrimps
NEW: for @nytimes.com, I wrote about a new study showing that queen bumblebees can breathe underwater, surviving submerged for a week
the “remarkable” study stems from a lab snafu, when a co-author thought she accidentally drowned several bees—but later found that they were alive 🧪
gift link 🎁
the “remarkable” study stems from a lab snafu, when a co-author thought she accidentally drowned several bees—but later found that they were alive 🧪
gift link 🎁
Bumblebee Queens Can Breathe Underwater
www.nytimes.com
March 11, 2026 at 1:55 PM
broke: shrimps is bugs
bespoke: bees is shrimps
bespoke: bees is shrimps
please dont opt out. the shrimps needs our thoughts, this is unfair to the shrimps and furthermore they
May 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
please dont opt out. the shrimps needs our thoughts, this is unfair to the shrimps and furthermore they
My mom just yelled at me because I told her shrimps is bugs
May 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My mom just yelled at me because I told her shrimps is bugs
Valentines shrimps 💕
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Valentines shrimps 💕
shrimps is bowls
(shop is now up!)
(shop is now up!)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
shrimps is bowls
(shop is now up!)
(shop is now up!)
hi bluesky have some blue shrimps
February 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
hi bluesky have some blue shrimps
The shrimps and the fat
March 19, 2026 at 12:07 AM
The shrimps and the fat
🍤Shrimp Fried rice with Gangsta Chef a.k.a. Thug Peach-
I'mma substitute the shrimps for chicken tho- I like my shrimps either breaded & fried, or served cold with cocktail sauce. 😂😋
I'mma substitute the shrimps for chicken tho- I like my shrimps either breaded & fried, or served cold with cocktail sauce. 😂😋
March 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM
🍤Shrimp Fried rice with Gangsta Chef a.k.a. Thug Peach-
I'mma substitute the shrimps for chicken tho- I like my shrimps either breaded & fried, or served cold with cocktail sauce. 😂😋
I'mma substitute the shrimps for chicken tho- I like my shrimps either breaded & fried, or served cold with cocktail sauce. 😂😋
communism is when two shrimps
Kat Abughazaleh, who claims to be poor, posted yesterday about buying fast-casual shrimp twice in a day.
June 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
communism is when two shrimps
in my kat abu era (eating fast casual shrimps)
BREAKING NEWS; more shrimp
June 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
in my kat abu era (eating fast casual shrimps)