#SIMCard
"we found the shooter's simcard"
April 26, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Ohne Vertrag. Da Simcard eine Zweitkarte vom Döchterle ist, komplette Flat für 9,95€.
September 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Big big thank you to whomever inserted the "how to play fullback" simcard into Cucurella's brain this summer
December 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
in case you didn't believe me: nextyearssnow.bandcamp.com/album/theris...
December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Due SIMcard,una lattina di cibo. È quanto gli inquirenti affermano ora contenesse il drone esplosivo rinvenuto all’aeroporto di Lipsia/Halle,e i dettagli rendono l’incidente ancora più inquietante.
Le autorità tedesche riportano che il drone trasportava
due SIMcard per un controllo remoto ridondante
August 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hé @heuswaar.bsky.social dat simcard hangertje van Zuck, heb jij dat gemaakt?
January 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i want cortana on my phone with a big screen without a simcard because i live in nyc with mamdani socialist wifi everywhere and no tactile buttons also headphone jack
I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow
March 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Better make make sure her simcard has plenty of airtime lol
January 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A COMPRA DE SIMCARD DE ISRAEL TÁ GRANDE
May 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
your friendly old school travel hack reminder:

leave your phone at home

buy a burner & local simcard when you arrive at your destination

emergency contacts can call you

friends and family can reach you through a designated contact

as a matter of fact: do this if your going to be protesting, too
a black and white drawing of a man holding flowers with the letters j and k on the bottom
Alt: spy vs spy sharing flowers
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
War auch zweckvoll. Die Simcard alleine war es wert. Und das Wasser in 3m Tiefe ist obendrein erfrischender.
August 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I would happily partner with some phone company and sell you a simcard less smartphone as a game console for less than a hundred bucks

Like, unironically, the fact it can play GameCube and wii for $25, fucks
September 23, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Like Solar's simcard etc
September 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Schaumamal. Die Simcard hat überlebt.
August 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
on day two of listening and still less than halfway through. this is a really special record
nextyearssnow.bandcamp.com/album/theris...
ÆTHERIST III: A Tale of Two Phones, by simcard stylegan
50 track album
nextyearssnow.bandcamp.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bojana and David won the televote via simcard shenanigans? Princ does racist social media posts? Truly a cursed year for #PZE #PZE25
March 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Phone fixed, completely new simcard seemed to do the trick. Lets hope it stays that way
July 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
*Writing the teenage Russian Simcard thieves would be the fun part here, like, do these antic teenagers realize that they're committing a major act of treason for peanuts and are really likely to get shot-out-of-hand
August 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Der Lauf stand unter keinem guten Stern: ewig herausgeschoben, dann hat die (neuaufgesetzte) Apple Watch die Simcard nicht gefunden und dir Polaruhr spielt mir mit verstecken…Umso stolzer bin ich, dass ich es trotzdem durchgezogen hab 💪🏻
June 16, 2024 at 4:55 PM
vou explicar em poucas linhas a maluquice na venezuela.
Eu to com um simcard prepago aqui. Td dia 20 tem q ter credito pra renovar o plano de 12Gb q eu botei. O custo: 15 dolares.
Dia 17 eu cheguei, já passei na tendinha da digitel e botei crédito, 15 dolares. Converteu pra 3 mil e poucos bolívares
June 23, 2026 at 7:48 PM
TEST TEST ok glad to say esims work great & i no longer have to bust open my phone to manually change the simcard overseas lol
February 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Internet in Bayern, mit Einstecken und Simcard wie hier wahrscheinlich eher nicht? Was läuft gut?
September 20, 2024 at 2:00 PM
So, nachdem ich nun (nicht für 50 Euro) ne SimCard aufgetrieben habe, hänge ich nun erneut in der Kundenhotline für die Volumengutschrift - ein halber Tag für Bullshit draufgegangen!
September 3, 2024 at 2:01 PM
I would fuck with tactile buttons but most companies would just make them cheap and shitty
Also the simcard thing is a huge skill issue imo they give simcard keys out like candy and you can use basically any pointed small object
March 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM