#SIPHON
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November 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Bin im Rabbithole des Heimwerker-Forums gelandet.

Den Siphon von Ikea hat der Leibhaftige konstruiert.
Mein Rohr tropft.

(Und nein, das ist keine Verklausulierung für ein Frauenproblem)
November 7, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I have to say the most idiotic campaign signs I saw this campaign said: “Stop Fraud - Vote Republican.” Even Republican voters were laughing at how preposterous they were after watching Trump and his cronies siphon off billions from our government for themselves.
November 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I might siphon the phrase “towering theft-siphon”…
November 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Nein, ich gebe mir nicht die Blöße und bestelle einen Monteur. Ich werde doch wohl einen Siphon wechseln können!
Bin im Rabbithole des Heimwerker-Forums gelandet.

Den Siphon von Ikea hat der Leibhaftige konstruiert.
Mein Rohr tropft.

(Und nein, das ist keine Verklausulierung für ein Frauenproblem)
November 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Californians, don't get duped by Prop 38!

It would siphon billions in taxpayer funds to an unproven "health research" institute backed by the same billionaires who put this measure on the ballot — including notorious junk bond king Michael Milken.

Vote NO!
November 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"I only remain here to siphon palimony from my loaded ex-wife..."
November 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Ich habe einen neuen Siphon unter der Spüle neu gemacht und alles trocken gemacht und es tropft nirgendwo und der Siphon ist an keiner Stelle nass, aber es sammelt sich immer novh Wasser unter der Spüle, please help
November 5, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Und wenn ihr sagt: Ulrike, warum den ein Ikea-Siphon, nimm doch einfach von Obi/Toom/Bauhaus/Schlagmichtot:

WEIL ICH EIN WASCHBECKEN VON IKEA HAB UND NICHTS PASST!
November 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
That sort of depends on whether the "answer" is a towering theft-siphon which kills jobs and floods the ideaspace with bullshit but mysteriously results in no improvement in the world, or a body of AI regulation which requires that brigand tech behave to the benefit of civilisation.
November 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
do suicide prevention hotlines have a purpose or do they just exist to siphon money from well-meaning people? everything i hear about them is terrible
November 7, 2026 at 2:57 PM
its like its designed to siphon money out of conservatives
November 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The massive bird nest on my head is starting to siphon all my energy and nutrients so I'm omw to go bald
November 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Siphon.
November 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
BTW about that third-party guy claiming he ran to siphon votes from Republicans in the Mississippi Senate race

No he didn't
Ty Pinkins is a liar and a fraud. He was making a direct pitch to black voters and attacking Scott Colom as recently as last week.

www.mpbonline.org/blogs/news/q...
November 6, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Guess Intuit Dome is only charitable when you can siphon the money to Kawhi Leonard.
November 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
How much is the pro-AND lobby paying you to siphon votes?
November 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
For George Terwilliger, it's a crime if a Democrat encourages someone named Dan Sullivan to run for the senate in Alaska, but it's perfectly okay for Elon Musk to set up and fund Cornel West's campaign for president to siphon votes away from Kamala Harris. This isn't legal analysis, it's sophistry.
November 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I hate crypto.

Crypto is a siphon, a vacuum of nothing. A non-substance.

Salon actually produced words, images, ideas, substance.

It's bullshit.
They got bought by a crypto parent company in 2023 and then shutdown this year.

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November 7, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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November 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
'theft siphon' and 'brigand tech' are just 😘👌
November 5, 2026 at 7:13 AM
A guy Republicans recruited to siphon votes from Blacks and POC? Just guessing here…
November 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Red State Dems need to follow the Mississippi model and have independents just be a way to siphon votes from Republicans

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Again Pinkins and Andrews hold voters and the media in such contempt (LAUDATORY)

This is the type of ratfuckery Dems should do in deep red states.

No Osborn/Bodnar shit; just runs as a normal Democrat and get a former Dem to run as an quixotic independent to strip away votes from the Republican
Oh no, he did, he ran because polling showed 70% of his voters would be Republican, he was deliberately trying to get Colom elected:
November 6, 2026 at 5:29 AM
He’s seems like a liar to me. I bet he is a Republican though who ran to siphon the Black vote
November 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The real welfare queens find a way to siphon taxpayer dollars for bullshit establishments like Nouveau segregated schools.
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM