#SLArts
Great grandpa Mullis agrees
August 10, 2024 at 4:05 PM
woah… slarts
September 29, 2023 at 2:08 AM
hm... slarts
August 10, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Super duper cool thing happened today. Whole speaking to a room full of people I combined the words "charts" and "slides" into a new word = "slarts"

Gonna go cry now.
April 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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March 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Slarts my schlonky all over the joint
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Slarts popping stars in my mouth like popcorn.
October 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Nothing's less romantic than a dish of lentils
amped up with ramps and garlic
turning you into a wind instrument
sprawled across the couch in torment."

#TodaysPoem #poetry
Orts & Slarts by @vpenelopepelizzon.bsky.social from A Gaze Hound That Hunteth by the Eye
December 25, 2024 at 4:42 PM
My old home town! I see the familiar white nosing (edges) on the stone steps. My gran used to re-chalk hers every week.
And the cellar window: "We’re all dahn in t’ cellar-’oil weer muck slarts on t’ winders" as my dad used to sing.
March 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Ok, so after these slarts, the slong has pretty repetitive slyrics where I can't do new slimeifications of slords so I'm gonna slop the slarody there! 😂
🎶I want to sleathe in the open slind!
I want to sliss like slovers do!
Want to slive into your slocean!
Is it slaining with you?🎶
February 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The Yorkshire branch of my family will only accept you if you can recite the whole of were all down int coil ole with all the correct pronunciation ... Wi muck slarts ont windas
August 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I wish slarts was able to get them free but discounted is better than nothing and it allows them to access the whole city. And yep, lot of kids riding the busses! We love it.
September 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Somebody looked up SLArts Governing Board PENDING Minutes… — you can now search a transcript of that meeting and link to specific timestamps at https://redtaperecordings.com/m/salt-lake-arts-academy-ut-2026-08-17-slarts-governing-board-pending-minutes-2026

Salt Lake Arts Academy, Utah — 2026-08-17
September 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Probably AI, it's a good thing it doesn't say "Uniptred Slarts" and have an extra jet attached to the door.
February 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM