#SLURP
Im about to do numbers for my culinary class in like 2 minutes and im using all my self restraint powers to not just slurp up one of the pudding cups that are right in front of me
September 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Listen I’m not everyone’s cup of tea
or even a cup of tea at all
why is everyone trying to drink me

Help , help they’re trying to drink me noooooo ahhhhhhhhh

slurp
September 29, 2026 at 3:22 PM
I feel this way about straws and glasses. You can not slurp up every drop in a dignified manner without a tiny back wash.

Makes me crazy.
September 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
damn that thing has some WIDTH in it! Slurp.
September 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Fukkkk. Oh how I'd luv to slurp that sweet nectar off that gorgeous hard cock mmmm 🤤😋😋😋
September 29, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Slurp!
September 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Gm Jake :3
Woman with 'Slurp Slurp' text, then a cat
Alt: Woman with 'Slurp Slurp' text, then a cat
static.klipy.com
September 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
let me slurp that meat down my throat
September 29, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Fucking SLURP 😛
September 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Claude, I'll need you to slurp my shit surreptitiously as this tea shop is quite quiet. Please and Thank You.
September 29, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Fucking SLURP 😛
September 29, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Damn right and fucking SLURP 😛
September 29, 2026 at 12:25 PM
slurp 😛
September 29, 2026 at 11:05 AM
What is that light in the sky?

Have a wonderful day, 80 at the end of the week, and then slam back in the ice box we go.

BTW, I think of you and thank you as I slurp my evening pickle juice every night. 😁
September 29, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Slurp em mama 💦😋#fyp
September 29, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Ummmm slurp slurp slurp slurp swallow delicious 😋
@DaddyJ @jeepmagneto
September 29, 2026 at 8:40 AM
More of a slurp I guess
September 29, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Slurp, Serve, Succeed — Japanese Ramen Simulator Boils Into Steam Early Access!

techmash.co.uk/2026/09/29/s...

@techmashcouk #JapaneseRamenSimulator #WildDogInc #SteamEarlyAccess #CoOpGaming #SimulationGames #RamenLife #IndieDev #TechMash
September 29, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Slurp slurp slorp suck
September 29, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I wanna grope and slurp them so much 🥵💦
September 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
the simplest problem here is that this is a token harvesting vector. If something wants arbitrary, anonymous inference, here you go! e.g. second-party token market, nation state, self-replicating botnet, who cares! if you can get code running on the system you get to slurp down their tokens and […]
Original post on neuromatch.social
neuromatch.social
September 29, 2026 at 6:10 AM
One of the more peculiar Japanese etiquette decisions: you can slurp your own noodles, but not the noodles of foreign countries. In other words, when in Rome, don’t slurp. Principled, I guess? youtube.com/shorts/kzG-0...
To slurp or not to slurp? Japanese people and noodles
YouTube video by Kyota Ko
youtube.com
September 29, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Clean up slurp slurp
September 29, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Slurp
September 29, 2026 at 5:09 AM