John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
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January 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
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Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me
Black slims down
November 16, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Black slims down
I MADE EVERY CHARACTER IN YOUR SAVE FILE LOOK LIKE EMINEM; CALL THAT “THE SLIMS 2”
July 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I MADE EVERY CHARACTER IN YOUR SAVE FILE LOOK LIKE EMINEM; CALL THAT “THE SLIMS 2”
October 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
me: babe if I smoked cigarettes what would I smoke-
Mr Cait (interrupting me): Virginia Slims
Mr Cait (interrupting me): Virginia Slims
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
me: babe if I smoked cigarettes what would I smoke-
Mr Cait (interrupting me): Virginia Slims
Mr Cait (interrupting me): Virginia Slims
Do you think black slims me?
December 29, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Do you think black slims me?
Jeff Passan enjoying a wrestling show
April 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Jeff Passan enjoying a wrestling show
floppy cigarettes called earthworm slims
May 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
floppy cigarettes called earthworm slims
snagglepuss snags virginia slims endorsement deal
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
snagglepuss snags virginia slims endorsement deal
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
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John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
LOS ANGELES—Confirming he had become almost unrecognizable to friends and family, wrestler-turned-actor John Cena opened up Tuesday about slimming down for a new role in which he would portray a human man. “I knew I had to take drastic measures if I wanted to convincingly pass for a human man on screen,” said a now 5-foot-9, […]
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February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man
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I can hear PS2 slims all over the world cheering in anticipation of ODE.
September 17, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I can hear PS2 slims all over the world cheering in anticipation of ODE.
Louis & Lucille Armstrong — Rome (1949)
📷by Aaron Slims
📷by Aaron Slims
September 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Louis & Lucille Armstrong — Rome (1949)
📷by Aaron Slims
📷by Aaron Slims
Louis & Lucille Armstrong — Rome (1949)
📷 by Aaron Slims
📷 by Aaron Slims
September 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Louis & Lucille Armstrong — Rome (1949)
📷 by Aaron Slims
📷 by Aaron Slims
Like Virginia slims and perfume good
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Like Virginia slims and perfume good
The famous tobacco magnate and proposition gambler Virginia Slims
May 1, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The famous tobacco magnate and proposition gambler Virginia Slims
My mom ate nothing but bacon, smoked Virginia slims menthols and drank coffee the whole time she was pregnant with me if you require an explanation
March 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My mom ate nothing but bacon, smoked Virginia slims menthols and drank coffee the whole time she was pregnant with me if you require an explanation
Can’t wait to trade in my safe, fuel-efficient car for an expensive gas guzzler that allows me to stuff six kids into the wayback, fill up the ashtray with Virginia Slims, and parallel park 8 feet from the curb. Retvrn.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Can’t wait to trade in my safe, fuel-efficient car for an expensive gas guzzler that allows me to stuff six kids into the wayback, fill up the ashtray with Virginia Slims, and parallel park 8 feet from the curb. Retvrn.
Slims down for health and career reasons. Next roll: Kratos.
August 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Slims down for health and career reasons. Next roll: Kratos.
I just checked Kaine's largest donors and Altria (Marlboro, Virginia Slims, Parliament, etc) is pretty damn high on that list.
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I just checked Kaine's largest donors and Altria (Marlboro, Virginia Slims, Parliament, etc) is pretty damn high on that list.
i take it all back, i just passed a young woman smoking capri slims, they really *are* bringing it back [derogatory]
until the kids are actually rocking these kinds of horrific war crimes against fashion, eyesight, and god themself, i refuse to accept the idea that they are bringing back the 90s
retvrn
March 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i take it all back, i just passed a young woman smoking capri slims, they really *are* bringing it back [derogatory]
Taylor Swift is laying the groundwork for the most Virginia Slims-core divorcee record of all time circa 2030
August 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Taylor Swift is laying the groundwork for the most Virginia Slims-core divorcee record of all time circa 2030