Love that you can't always tell whether a wacky scheme mentioned in @xkcd.com is actually real or not. SNEWS is real!
xkcd.com/3208/
xkcd.com/3208/
SNEWS
xkcd.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Love that you can't always tell whether a wacky scheme mentioned in @xkcd.com is actually real or not. SNEWS is real!
xkcd.com/3208/
xkcd.com/3208/
You SNEWS you LEWS
February 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
You SNEWS you LEWS
a day full of snews (snake news)
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
a day full of snews (snake news)
www.xkcd.com (though it is just one comic, it's great.)
SNEWS
www.xkcd.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
www.xkcd.com (though it is just one comic, it's great.)
Fox sNews
Stochastic Terrorism
24/7
Stochastic Terrorism
24/7
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Fox sNews
Stochastic Terrorism
24/7
Stochastic Terrorism
24/7
![4-panel comic. (1) [Two people in a room with bed and nightstand. One person points at something on ceiling.] PERSON 1 with short hair on top of head: What’s that device? PERSON 2 with ponytail: Part of the supernova early warning system. There hasn’t been a Milky Way supernova in over a century. Astronomers don’t want to miss the next one. (2) [Person 2 sits on bed.] PERSON 2: 20 years ago, we set up a supernova alert system using neutrino detectors. It should give us a few hours’ advance notice. (3) PERSON 2: If it ever goes off, every astronomer on Earth will scramble to point their equipment at the sky. PERSON 1: Oh, Ok. So is that a detector? Or some kind of telescope? (4) PERSON 2 [leaving]: Fireworks launcher. I *refuse* to sleep through a supernova. PERSON 1: I think I’ll spend the night at my place instead.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreieib3sjwqtdeaedpuit6ewx4mm56j3nzcvfqpwbtzifnvsvtp6rde)
Photons take some time to bubble up to the surface of a supernova, while neutrinos zip right out. Perfect way to get advance warning of a supernova in our galaxy.
snews2.org
snews2.org
SNEWS – SuperNova Early Warning System
snews2.org
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Photons take some time to bubble up to the surface of a supernova, while neutrinos zip right out. Perfect way to get advance warning of a supernova in our galaxy.
snews2.org
snews2.org
Tfw the white looking Italian guy doesn’t win The US Open, that nobody wanted you at. Fucking loser. 🖕 Faux Snews had to edit in crowd cheers for him too.
#FuckTrump
#FuckICE
#Resist
#FuckTrump
#FuckICE
#Resist
September 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tfw the white looking Italian guy doesn’t win The US Open, that nobody wanted you at. Fucking loser. 🖕 Faux Snews had to edit in crowd cheers for him too.
#FuckTrump
#FuckICE
#Resist
#FuckTrump
#FuckICE
#Resist
No, no snews axpekted heer
January 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No, no snews axpekted heer
Murdock lost his suit against his more liberal kids to change his trust. Hopefully the beginning of the end of the Republican Propaganda network Faux sNews.
December 16, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Murdock lost his suit against his more liberal kids to change his trust. Hopefully the beginning of the end of the Republican Propaganda network Faux sNews.
Should any of us normal folk watch focks snews to learn what to hate? No Thank you.
June 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Should any of us normal folk watch focks snews to learn what to hate? No Thank you.
Er bestaat een app die je enkele uren vóór een ster supernova gaat een notificatie geeft.
Gebaseerd op toename in neutrino’s die de aarde eerder bereiken dan het licht van de explosie.
apps.apple.com/nl/app/snews...
Gebaseerd op toename in neutrino’s die de aarde eerder bereiken dan het licht van de explosie.
apps.apple.com/nl/app/snews...
SNEWS Events-app - App Store
Download SNEWS Events van Peter Kramer in de App Store. Bekijk schermafbeeldingen, beoordelingen en recensies, gebruikerstips en meer games zoals SNEWS Events.
apps.apple.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Er bestaat een app die je enkele uren vóór een ster supernova gaat een notificatie geeft.
Gebaseerd op toename in neutrino’s die de aarde eerder bereiken dan het licht van de explosie.
apps.apple.com/nl/app/snews...
Gebaseerd op toename in neutrino’s die de aarde eerder bereiken dan het licht van de explosie.
apps.apple.com/nl/app/snews...
Over on Mastodon, I have found a lot of people who are interested in the SuperNova Early Warning System.
Emails and texts to be automatically sent in the event of the neutrino detectors all spiking at once, to give advance notice for anyone who wants to see the flash: snews2.org
Emails and texts to be automatically sent in the event of the neutrino detectors all spiking at once, to give advance notice for anyone who wants to see the flash: snews2.org
SNEWS – SuperNova Early Warning System
snews2.org
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Over on Mastodon, I have found a lot of people who are interested in the SuperNova Early Warning System.
Emails and texts to be automatically sent in the event of the neutrino detectors all spiking at once, to give advance notice for anyone who wants to see the flash: snews2.org
Emails and texts to be automatically sent in the event of the neutrino detectors all spiking at once, to give advance notice for anyone who wants to see the flash: snews2.org
Disgusting... Ice should be arrested for kidnapping. "Police in Maine say ICE detained its officer who Homeland Security had cleared to work" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-5ULthpDi/g...
Police in Maine say ICE detained its officer who Homeland Security had cleared to work (SNEWS)
A police department in Maine said one of its reserve officers was detained by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement even though he had legal authorization...
l.smartnews.com
July 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Disgusting... Ice should be arrested for kidnapping. "Police in Maine say ICE detained its officer who Homeland Security had cleared to work" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-5ULthpDi/g...
SNEWS on @xkcd.com !
xkcd.com/3208/
There were many alternative acronyms proposed, including POTATOES: POinting to ThAT Old Exploding Star
xkcd.com/3208/
There were many alternative acronyms proposed, including POTATOES: POinting to ThAT Old Exploding Star
SNEWS
xkcd.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:53 PM
SNEWS on @xkcd.com !
xkcd.com/3208/
There were many alternative acronyms proposed, including POTATOES: POinting to ThAT Old Exploding Star
xkcd.com/3208/
There were many alternative acronyms proposed, including POTATOES: POinting to ThAT Old Exploding Star
IS SNEWS AGAIN????
January 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
IS SNEWS AGAIN????
More like "important snews" chortle chortle snort snort.
February 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
More like "important snews" chortle chortle snort snort.
Well it stands to reason, 🍊 🤡 knows more about religion than the Pope so this weekend snews guy knows more about strategy than George Washington. 🤦🏻♀️
We’re all going to die.
We’re all going to die.
April 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Well it stands to reason, 🍊 🤡 knows more about religion than the Pope so this weekend snews guy knows more about strategy than George Washington. 🤦🏻♀️
We’re all going to die.
We’re all going to die.
For two to three hours of advance notice for the next time a galactic supernova is visible from Earth; anyone may subscribe to the extremely-low-volume mailing list SNEWS - snews2.org
SNEWS – SuperNova Early Warning System
snews2.org
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
For two to three hours of advance notice for the next time a galactic supernova is visible from Earth; anyone may subscribe to the extremely-low-volume mailing list SNEWS - snews2.org
We have to protect our YouTube journalists/people! I knew they were next! They are getting nervous that their shows are outpacing legacy media and Faux snews.
March 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
We have to protect our YouTube journalists/people! I knew they were next! They are getting nervous that their shows are outpacing legacy media and Faux snews.
RFU sNews
Feb 2
Ukraine is dismantling Russian air defense capabilities at an unprecedented pace. It has changed control of the skies.
Ukraine can now take over air superiority. Ukraine firefighter Jets can now operate with more freedom
Last year Russia lost $4 billion in air defenses alone
Feb 2
Ukraine is dismantling Russian air defense capabilities at an unprecedented pace. It has changed control of the skies.
Ukraine can now take over air superiority. Ukraine firefighter Jets can now operate with more freedom
Last year Russia lost $4 billion in air defenses alone
February 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
RFU sNews
Feb 2
Ukraine is dismantling Russian air defense capabilities at an unprecedented pace. It has changed control of the skies.
Ukraine can now take over air superiority. Ukraine firefighter Jets can now operate with more freedom
Last year Russia lost $4 billion in air defenses alone
Feb 2
Ukraine is dismantling Russian air defense capabilities at an unprecedented pace. It has changed control of the skies.
Ukraine can now take over air superiority. Ukraine firefighter Jets can now operate with more freedom
Last year Russia lost $4 billion in air defenses alone
He won't read his PDB. They want to or do make short clips like a fux snews show🤦🏻♀️
July 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
He won't read his PDB. They want to or do make short clips like a fux snews show🤦🏻♀️
Fox Snews sold that as Trump acting like a boss. Very pathetic but you know grandma and grandpa saw it the way Fox sells it.
July 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Fox Snews sold that as Trump acting like a boss. Very pathetic but you know grandma and grandpa saw it the way Fox sells it.
September 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM