#SOMEONE
Someone prove this wrong.
July 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
You wouldn’t marry someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t be friends with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t do business with someone who lied to you like this. You wouldn’t work for someone who lied to u like this. You’d want nothing to do with someone who lied to u like this.
May 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Someone had to do it 🤭
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Someone needs his diaper changed.
December 9, 2024 at 3:35 PM
How does someone sleep standing up?
September 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Someone sent me this.
April 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Pictured: Someone who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 AM
If someone is arguing against due process, just ask them if they believe someone is innocent until proven guilty. It's the same thing.
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How could someone with 34 felonies become president?
January 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
That’s what someone on ketamine would say
June 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Newsom: "He's a failed president. Who else sends ICE at the same time we're having a conversation like this? Someone who's weak. Someone who's broken. Someone whose weakness is masquerading as strength."
August 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.
September 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I need someone to answer this damn question!
February 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Someone—ABSOLUTELY ANYONE!!!—else.
July 31, 2026 at 12:37 AM
He should just appoint someone.
We all know this still stinks to high heaven.

Gov. Andy Beshear says he still hasn’t received an official update from Sen. Mitch McConnell.

“I’ve had no official response. Nothing sent to our office, no letter, no email.”
July 15, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
March 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
seems like someone might be panican
April 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Someone do a safety check
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Someone just found out how babies work.
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.
February 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Someone else said it for him. Love him. Miss him.
September 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM