klobuchar lobbing some rhetorical staplers with that gophers comment
September 29, 2026 at 4:30 PM
klobuchar lobbing some rhetorical staplers with that gophers comment
Throw some staplers, girl!!!
March 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Throw some staplers, girl!!!
you just want more people to throw staplers at
July 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
you just want more people to throw staplers at
klobuchar should send them all gift-wrapped staplers to throw at each other
September 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
klobuchar should send them all gift-wrapped staplers to throw at each other
hers & hers matching staplers
June 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
hers & hers matching staplers
Title text: "Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs."
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3204#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3204#Transcript
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Title text: "Staplers are actually in Pseudosuchia, making them more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs."
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3204#Transcript
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3204#Transcript
Staplers gonna staple
May 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Staplers gonna staple
the next Dem congress should reassert the power of the purse, specifically over the Supreme Court’s budget
no, you cannot have money for staplers until you start respecting the constitution again
no, you cannot have money for staplers until you start respecting the constitution again
Supreme Court rules 6-3 that congressional appropriations are optional: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...
September 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
the next Dem congress should reassert the power of the purse, specifically over the Supreme Court’s budget
no, you cannot have money for staplers until you start respecting the constitution again
no, you cannot have money for staplers until you start respecting the constitution again
Microsoft Copilot is now refusing to make images of staplers. @microsoft.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Microsoft Copilot is now refusing to make images of staplers. @microsoft.com
I'm generally pretty willing to grant leeway for messaging but the next time I see anything from Klobuchar she better be throwing staplers
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I'm generally pretty willing to grant leeway for messaging but the next time I see anything from Klobuchar she better be throwing staplers
We need Klob throwing staplers at Fetterman yesterday
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We need Klob throwing staplers at Fetterman yesterday
Shove as many staplers into your trousers before leaving the building as u can
February 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Shove as many staplers into your trousers before leaving the building as u can
does someone have that meme of amy klobuchar with the giant gun full of staplers
August 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
does someone have that meme of amy klobuchar with the giant gun full of staplers
Can’t Amy Klobuchar pretend ICE are members of her staff and throw staplers at their heads
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Can’t Amy Klobuchar pretend ICE are members of her staff and throw staplers at their heads
My heart goes out to the Klobuchar staffers dodging staplers as they report the tally on all the calls they’re getting
March 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My heart goes out to the Klobuchar staffers dodging staplers as they report the tally on all the calls they’re getting
Soaring through the air like the staplers you hurl at your hapless aides
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Soaring through the air like the staplers you hurl at your hapless aides
I need to get me one of them there long staplers for my zines
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I need to get me one of them there long staplers for my zines
like klobuchar but with whiteboards instead of staplers
April 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
like klobuchar but with whiteboards instead of staplers
mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
mr mandelson we find you guilty of everything. your punishment is to have gordon brown hit you with staplers for eternity
Say what you will about staplers, they’re punctual
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Say what you will about staplers, they’re punctual
We love Medical Staplers 😉✂️🧤
July 23, 2026 at 10:34 PM
We love Medical Staplers 😉✂️🧤
That's another 10 staplers and hole punches removed from the Old Trafford stationary cupboard tomorrow.
March 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
That's another 10 staplers and hole punches removed from the Old Trafford stationary cupboard tomorrow.
She needs to start throwing staplers at her colleagues.
June 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
She needs to start throwing staplers at her colleagues.