I'll never steal your pen.
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen.
Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
August 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I'll never steal your pen.
Ken Paxton stole someone’s $1,000 pen.
He’ll steal your tax dollars.
He’ll steal your healthcare.
He’ll even steal your pen.
I'll be a Senator who puts money in your pocket — and I’ll never put your pen in mine.
He’ll steal your tax dollars.
He’ll steal your healthcare.
He’ll even steal your pen.
I'll be a Senator who puts money in your pocket — and I’ll never put your pen in mine.
August 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ken Paxton stole someone’s $1,000 pen.
He’ll steal your tax dollars.
He’ll steal your healthcare.
He’ll even steal your pen.
I'll be a Senator who puts money in your pocket — and I’ll never put your pen in mine.
He’ll steal your tax dollars.
He’ll steal your healthcare.
He’ll even steal your pen.
I'll be a Senator who puts money in your pocket — and I’ll never put your pen in mine.
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
"We are not part of any political movement. And we are not attempting to further any political agenda." - says a right wing political operative in #SCOTUS robe who gutted voting rights, abortion rights, gave a Republican President king like powers in attempt to lock in right wing dominance. (1/2)
October 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
my dude you flew a stop the steal flag outside your house
Trump wants to steal Canada just like Putin wants to steal Ukraine
January 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Trump wants to steal Canada just like Putin wants to steal Ukraine
"Immigrants didn't steal my job. The president did."
February 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"Immigrants didn't steal my job. The president did."
She'll steal your wifi
August 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
She'll steal your wifi
"I'm being very generous allowing domestic terrorists to steal only $2 billion dollars from you because otherwise I was going to steal even MORE from you. You're welcome, taxpayers. Suckers!"
May 22, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"I'm being very generous allowing domestic terrorists to steal only $2 billion dollars from you because otherwise I was going to steal even MORE from you. You're welcome, taxpayers. Suckers!"
This was always Trump’s plan.
Art of the Steal.
Art of the Steal.
February 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This was always Trump’s plan.
Art of the Steal.
Art of the Steal.
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
July 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Andy Beshear should just steal mcconnell's senate seat the way mcconnell stole Obama's Supreme Court seat.
A reminder that coats steal your masculine energy.
Could be brutal weather on Inauguration Day in DC
Weather forecast indicate temperature in low teens
Weather forecast indicate temperature in low teens
January 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A reminder that coats steal your masculine energy.
“Please stay calm as we steal the election”.
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
“Please stay calm as we steal the election”.
What a steal!
October 1, 2023 at 2:06 AM
What a steal!
wow he really will steal anything
Sam Bankman-Fried has just taken the witness stand in his criminal-fraud trial.
October 26, 2023 at 6:14 PM
wow he really will steal anything
⚠️ she will steal your food
March 2, 2026 at 4:27 AM
⚠️ she will steal your food
Steal his look: Phoenix Wright Edition
September 15, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Steal his look: Phoenix Wright Edition
I suppose it’s fitting that the traitor-elect will be sworn in for the office he tried to steal in the rotunda his cultists trashed in order to help him steal it.
January 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I suppose it’s fitting that the traitor-elect will be sworn in for the office he tried to steal in the rotunda his cultists trashed in order to help him steal it.
Mr Steal Your Babysitter
October 20, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Mr Steal Your Babysitter
I steal vines underground.
October 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I steal vines underground.
I’m pretty sure Stephen Miller would steal a lifejacket from a toddler.
October 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I’m pretty sure Stephen Miller would steal a lifejacket from a toddler.
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.
October 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
He doesn’t care if he loses the election because he plans to steal it if he can. He can’t! We won’t let him.
The constant lies to steal power and money . . .
October 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The constant lies to steal power and money . . .
the verb is "steal" not "reverse"
January 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
the verb is "steal" not "reverse"